Matthew
Wow is he pulling a matthew?
Matthew by 1234567890987654321qwertyuiopu December 14, 2010
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Matthew
Greek for eternal sex god. Hes sexy athletic hot and he gets all the girls. anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts. Hes that one guy who can catch a shoe on his foot even though his foot is 2 sizes bigger.
What nobody knows about Matthew is that hes rescues Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee. He secretly is a superhero at night. He has a nice toothbrush. Hes so sexy he gets laid everynight.
What nobody knows about Matthew is that hes rescues Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee. He secretly is a superhero at night. He has a nice toothbrush. Hes so sexy he gets laid everynight.
Girl 1: OMG I want to make love to Matthew
Girl 2: Well u can't
Girl 1: y not
Girl 2: im his wife and I make love ro him everynight
Girl 1: ur so lucky😔
Girl 2: IKR😏
Girl 2: Well u can't
Girl 1: y not
Girl 2: im his wife and I make love ro him everynight
Girl 1: ur so lucky😔
Girl 2: IKR😏
Matthew by Coldtomato May 24, 2014
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matthew
A guy who tells a girl he loves her than goes and breaks her heart so he can date her best friend and ruin their friendship. He doesn't have the balls to tell anyone how he feels. He prefers to date gross sluts that are posers and need a life. He is also a homosexual secretly.
At man sleepovers, he screws all his friends vigorously. He is also a nasty, white trash, smoker who needs to be shot. NOW!
At man sleepovers, he screws all his friends vigorously. He is also a nasty, white trash, smoker who needs to be shot. NOW!
matthew by LolliPopGumDrop June 11, 2010
matthew
matthew can sometimes be an ass. matthew can sometimes be a great friend. matthew does not understand the art or puns. matthew is not as funny as he thinks he is, but he is still funny. matthew is supposed to be with any girl specifically one named mariana.
matthew by lmao its me bitch January 30, 2017
Matthew
The most perfect guy there is to be. Has a great personality. He is always there for you when you need him, and also a great helper and wants what’s best for you, even if that is really him. He is kind, gentle and loving. Great in bed, his package is just the right size, sometimes even too big to handle but he puts it to good use. In a word, he’s perfect and the best out there. Everybody wants a Matthew
Matthew
Is very sweet and funny guy. Most Matthews will have dirty blonde hair with ocean blue eyes. They are very easy to fall for and always make u laugh even though there is nothing funny to laugh about. You can always share things with them and trust them. Will be the best boyfriend/ guy friend. They are alway very sporty and have an amazing body. They love music and always have a new song to listen to.
Matthew by Hehehe@hehehe@gmail.com March 2, 2019