Person A: "I don't lie, I always tell the truth"
RESPONSE: "that's that bovine fecal matter right there..."
RESPONSE: "that's that bovine fecal matter right there..."
by DocCullors August 7, 2012
Get the bovine fecal matter mug.1. In a state of anxious anticipation to ride the Matterhorn roller coaster at Disneyland in California, meriting at least an 8.3 out of 10 on the arousal scale.
2. Looking forward to riding the Matterhorn due to the excitement of getting to straddle the person in front of you, or being straddled, if you are so lucky.
NOTE: Due to the intimacy of the ride, make sure you stand by the right person in line before boarding. Please remain seated; permanecer sentados por favor.
2. Looking forward to riding the Matterhorn due to the excitement of getting to straddle the person in front of you, or being straddled, if you are so lucky.
NOTE: Due to the intimacy of the ride, make sure you stand by the right person in line before boarding. Please remain seated; permanecer sentados por favor.
1. I'm so Matterhorny that when we see that first abominable snowman, I might just burst!
2. Bill's date at Disneyland got him all Matterhorny when she asked to sit in front of him on the best ride in the park. He couldn't wait for that long first ride uphill.
2. Bill's date at Disneyland got him all Matterhorny when she asked to sit in front of him on the best ride in the park. He couldn't wait for that long first ride uphill.
by Dickory May 18, 2008
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1. To tell one or several orphans a "Yo Mama Joke"
2. Insult the mother of an individual who does not have a mother or does not know his or her mother
2. Insult the mother of an individual who does not have a mother or does not know his or her mother
Inconsiderate Person: Yo mama is so stupid, she thought inertia was the black girl that lived down the street!
Orphan: I have no mother. *sobs*
Bystander: Wow that dude just maternimalized that kid
Orphan: I have no mother. *sobs*
Bystander: Wow that dude just maternimalized that kid
by a beatboxer March 28, 2010
Get the Maternimalize mug.Ron and Steph entered into a blissful state of maternimony just a couple weeks before the baby was due.
by Doodledude May 25, 2010
Get the Maternimony mug."Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"
by prfctlyflwd March 11, 2013
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The order of progressively creepy moves being made by an awkward coworker. Starting out at slow offensive gestures increasing into larger more harassment crimes. Making sexual jokes or physically harassing coworkers, but not enough to get you fired. If you fail to identify the creepy coworker, you are the creepy coworker. AKA The Masternator.
The order of progressively creepy moves being made by an awkward coworker. Starting out at slow offensive gestures increasing into larger more harassment crimes. Making sexual jokes or physically harassing coworkers, but not enough to get you fired. If you fail to identify the creepy coworker, you are the creepy coworker. AKA The Masternator.
John loves to masternate Susan, telling everyone how he wants to bend her knee and fuck it with his dick.
by GGLeroy December 5, 2016
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