Mathurjan

An useless and good for nothing kind of person usually is very very dark in complection

Look at that dark animal oh wait its just mathurjan

by Sridotman May 2, 2018

matouka

A unique word for "beat up" or "mess up". Often used as a quiet word instead of the violent word "beat". Usually is not used literally.

"I'm gonna matouka the shit outta you

by jajabubs March 31, 2018

ma-tour

An immature big bear that isn’t mature but thinks they are.

I drank all of your water without your permission; I’m so ma-tour.

by Mrssmallbear July 23, 2018

Mature.exe

A gay person that can't get dick for his life even when he brags about it.

Me: Hey, how's it goin'?
Friend: Pretty good, just gave a BJ.
Me: Again, for the 50th time, quit being a Mature.exe.
Friend: A what?
Me: what?

by ayooooooooooonotagainooooooooo June 18, 2019

Matturbation

It's what a married guy named Matt aka Harry Frotteur has to resort to for the next year or two when his wife knows he is in some serious fucking trouble

Hey look it's Matturbation isn't that the guy who brought a book about vagina and pubic hair into work after touching that woman and his wife knows he's guilty and now it doesn't matter if he can get it up

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Matturbate

When you are a guy named Matt and your missus is hell pissed at you this is your new favorite verb.

Hey I'm Matt and I'm in the shit, guess I gonna go Matturbate

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Maturiosity

A word combination of mature and curiosity. 1) Maturiosity(ma-CHER-e-oss-iddy) is want for sexual exploration.

2) Maturious is a word combination of mature and curious is a sexual curiosity.

1) My maturiosity is driving me through the roof!

2) I’m so maturious, but my partner won’t do shit!

by Grgrbears April 29, 2020