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beer mathematics

Used to define a person's inability to count (particularly beers) when intoxicated.
Guy 1: How many beers have I got?
Guy 2: You've got 2. You drunk 2
Guy 1: But I had 4
Guy 2: I know. you drank 2, and you've got 2 left
Guy 1: So there's 2 empty ones left, and 2 unempty ones?
Guy 2: What the hell is unempty?
Guy 3: XD I fucking love beer mathematics
by Grunge Monkey October 9, 2005
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san mateo

San Mateo is a medium-sized city just south of San Francisco. It rocks. The city is the home of many famous people, including Patriot's Quarterback Tom Brady.
San Mateo is way better then P-Town and R-Dub combined.
by SanMateoB&R May 10, 2005
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Mateo

A man that loves to be loved, a true nigga till the day you die and loves you like a brother has many secrets and has a girlfriend that he would love till the day he dies and also will always have your back.

Haste a big cock
Damm look at my boy Mateo and his girl she probably loves Mateo’s dick cause it’s so huge.

He probably works out his peen
by Nottus12 October 4, 2019
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Mateo

Who is that hunk?
Thats just mateo
by Yungboiiiiii12345 April 13, 2018
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Mathcore

A sub-genre of contemporary heavy metal music, derivative of various forms of progressive metal and metalcore; mathcore is characterized by unusual time signatures, technically complex instrumentation, punctuated staccato playing and screamed rather than growled vocals.
by QuincyBurts September 22, 2010
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mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.
Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)
by Idek what I'm doing November 23, 2015
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Mateo Monster

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell
Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster
by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016
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