dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat.

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

Dash Mat

Not quite as dumb as a flashmob but a little cooler than taking a selfie with your iPad

Dude, did you see Kate's Honda Civic? It had a sweet dash mat in it!!

by bcs82000 October 11, 2018

bruno mat

That ugly concrete stamp that scofield makes.

Hey Jason, I need to order those concrete stamps but don't give me any of those bruno mats. Ask Greg to get a price.

by concrete guru April 4, 2019

front door mat

woman's pubic hair

I wanted to take at peek at the front door mat while we were kissing but she stopped me

by notta hater February 27, 2011

eb tvou mat

Russian swear expression which literally means ''Fuck your mother''.

''Man you punched me in the face! Eb tvou Mat''

by Crazy suka October 5, 2015

Clean the mat

1) To lick asshole

Anthony shit his pants so shaggy is going to stay late and clean the mat

by Cappy-Flipflops April 13, 2020

National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day

Jan 20 is when you can bop your eldest child on the head with a yoga mat, cause they deserve it.

Hey today is Jan 20, you know what that means? It’s national bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day!

by Y0UR_L0C4L_G4M3R November 14, 2020