An ailment usually affecting males between the ages of 13 and 26, where while masturbating time felt is much less than time used.
Guy 1: Where were you?
Guy 2: Huh, I was only gone a minute.
Guy 1: More like fifteen.
Guy 2: Dammit! Not Masturbation Time Syndrome again!
Guy 1: Why the hell were you jerking off...?
Guy 2: Huh, I was only gone a minute.
Guy 1: More like fifteen.
Guy 2: Dammit! Not Masturbation Time Syndrome again!
Guy 1: Why the hell were you jerking off...?
by J_O_Mamma October 27, 2005
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jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
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Can be cured by using the weaker arm instead.
Can be cured by using the weaker arm instead.
"Dude, check out my bicep! It's huge!"
"That's because you jerk with that one. Let's see the other one."
"I can lift a sofa with my masturbation arm. The other's just weak."
"That's because you jerk with that one. Let's see the other one."
"I can lift a sofa with my masturbation arm. The other's just weak."
by funtakmonster February 20, 2012
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by Michael............... April 19, 2006
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Person 1: Have you heard about Joe and Anna's masturbationship?
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: They total wank over each other and talk about wanking and stuff.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: They total wank over each other and talk about wanking and stuff.
by LovesickGoat July 29, 2011
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Sergio practiced architectural masturbation when he designed a Gothic Cathedral and excalimed: "Mon-a-mii!!!"
by B.R.K.D January 1, 2008
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