Maryland booty call

Having a booty call while residing or visiting in Maryland.

I will like to reserve a one night for a Maryland booty call.

by babygirlmlw March 4, 2009

Maryland Radon Mitigation Remediation

Call Air Quality Control [phone]. - Radon gas mitigation, remediation, abatement, testing, reduction, and removal systems of Baltimore, Columbia, Parkville, Silver Spring, Pasadena MD, Gaithersburg, Annapolis, Glen Burnie, Potomac, Clarksville, Jarrettsville, Crofton, Lanham, Fallston, Belcamp, Cumberland, Elkton, Elicott City, Clarksburg, Westminster, Potomac, Owings Mills, Port Deposit, Maryland Radon Mitigation. Radon gas ventilation contractor serving these Maryland Counties: Anne Arundel, Baltimore, Prince George’s, Garrett, Allegany, Washington, Frederick, Carroll, Harford, Cecil, Kent, Queen Anne’s, Caroline, Talbot, Dorchester, Wicomico, Somerset, Worcester, St. Mary’s, Charles, Montgomery, and Howard County. Call 1-800-61-RADON.

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by Maryland Radon Mitigation December 18, 2009

St. Mary's College of Maryland

A sorry excuse for a college filled with the biggest collection of unambitious, bottom-feeding, filthy, ugly, slacker, loser, scumbag dregs of the earth to be found anywhere on this planet. One is either a 60's retread, a redneck hick, or of a lower middle class background of which you're the first to attend college. Faculty consists of third-rate teachers with degrees from third-rate (at best) institutions who couldn't find a job anywhere else. A certificate from an auto mechanic trade school would do more to make you a contributing and valued member of society than anything from this place.

St. Mary's College of Maryland typical student conversation:

normal person: "so what's your major" ?

hippie retread: "huh" ?

normal person: "you know, what do you plan to do with your life, what are your goals" ?

hippie retread: "uh, what are goals"

by pawzavitch July 30, 2009

Sigma Chi at the University of Maryland, College Park.

Fratty, Giggidy, and Frivolous beyond belief.

Sigma Chi at the University of Maryland, College Park.

Living the dream on a daily basis.

by Sweet Lu. October 18, 2009

Maryland Senate

(n.) 3. The biggest waste of money

Did you get lucky after that expensive date? Nothing! It was a bigger waste of money than the Maryland Senate.

by House Kitten April 10, 2021

Maryland CockSucker

When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.

Did you guys hear Bobbie got himself a Maryland CockSucker last night!

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Williamsport, Maryland

Wee-ummz‐sport. A small town on your left river bank just past at Duck Island, coming down the Potomac on your float. Home of the river rats and wildcats and the founding area of steamers , the most desirable food at football games. This town strangely has its own accent not heard in the surrounding towns.

After we look at the Williamsport, maryland water tower can we float down to D.C?

by Rex power colt March 25, 2022