mary

Definition: verb: beautiful: usually ending with the surname Hayman, this kind of mary can be very beautiful and very amazing given the right amount of time. A Mary Hayman is the kind of girl who is completly perfect in every way and is there even when you cant see her because if you just look up, you'll see her shining brighter than the rest. When she smiles your going to smile, theres no doubt, when she laughs, well lets just say a Mary Hayman can attract massive audiences with it. But when she cries, it's like the whole world stops and you have to be there and look after that, because if you do, the love you get back is outstanding. It takes a big amount of luck for one to come into your life, but when you do get one, use this simple phrase a lot: I LOVE YOU. Because she enjoys the little things, so make her smile :) Mostly a Mary Hayman can be very funny and witty, can be a bit mental if you leave her to do things by herself so give her all the love and attention she needs. Has a cat called floyd and a dog called cleo to help her with her history. Most people cannot find a Mary Hayman, usually found in my arms, and if anybody tries to take her, she can have a hot temper and will bite. She is so unique and beautiful in her own ways that heaven doesnt even compare to this girl, and as there is only one of her and shes in my arms, I class myself as the luckiest guy alive....

Faggot 1: WWOOOAAAHH !

Faggot 2: what you WOOAAHHing at?
Faggot 1: Check that mary hayman how beautiful can she be !

Faggot 2: I agree, id tap that
Me: Right you smelly faggots, back off because she's mine and nobody elses

Faggot 1: daaaayuuum !

Faggot 2: Lucky prick ....

by DannyBuoooy March 3, 2010

Mary

A camp name that gay men use to refer to each other.

"Don't be such a queen, Mary!"

by berthatitt November 6, 2012

Marieli

another word for a penguin

Marielis love the cold! Their feathers keep them warm.

by Ch1nchilla November 21, 2010

Mary

The person that judges everything, is very mean and demanding.

I hate Mary

by Annaliseglaser June 7, 2021

Marie

She will rock your cotton socks off! She will woo you with her ravishing laugh and cute button bottom. She may look innocent but she is actually a sexual deviant. She prefers men of the chocolate frap colour. She also loves her men with large bushy eyebrows. Marie is always up for a good time ;)

I tried to get with marie last night cause rocked my socks off! She really did woo me with her ravishing laugh and cute button bottom. However, she rejected me because I was not a chic frap colour and didn't have bushy eyebrows.

by MaweeCockz August 22, 2012

mary

short for marijuana;

such as; Mary Jane

other names;
bud
weed

such as "I heard he sells pretty good MARY"

by cface February 11, 2008

maris

The kind of lapdancing that is performed in such an intoxicated state, it ceases to be sexy. Might even lead to guys asking the performer of the maris dance to please sit down. The maris tends to turn off even the most horny drunk guy. It involves swaying rather than shaking, and and might be performed a couple of meters off from the intended location.

Party People: LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE!
*girl gets up, starts drunkenly moving her hips from side to side, in a way she believes to be seductive, 3 meters away from the male supposedly receiving the lapdance*

-5 seconds of awkward silence-

Party People: It's okay, you can sit down now.
Whispers: What a maris

by monchis February 21, 2008