maple tits

When tits hang long and low like when maple syrup is poured out of a jar.

That grandma has some maple tits.

by Mandymanpool November 13, 2016

maple my bacon

When someone's partner covers their dick in maple syrup as a lube for blowjobs

In Canada my girl wanted to maple my bacon and it felt really good but it was really hard to clean up

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

toronto maple leafs

Three words ... Nineteen Sixty Seven

"The Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a cup since when?"
"1967"
"Wow, that's a long time ago"
"No kidding"

by Hockey Fan October 16, 2005

Camp Maple Leaf

A kids summer camp located on Jacob's Island in Pigeon Lake nearby Peterborough, Ontario, Canada.

Also known as the greatest place in the entire world.

**On the bus ride**
Camper: Where are we going?
Nashville: Camp Maple Leaf, better known as

THE GREATEST PLACE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

by Calrissian November 1, 2011

MapleStory

Maplestory is a highly addictive game where, initially, 'no life' tweens can hide behind their computer screens and have the life and friends they never had in real life, but in pixels. You can level up by shooting rainbows at mushrooms and snails, marry other pedophiles, and have "friends". You can also build your reputation based on the amount of Nexon you have, how bitchy and annoying you are, and how many pixel boyfriends/girlfriends you can pick up at the same time. Also based on how many opposite (or same) gender pixels want to date your pixel.

Stupid aassssss shit in which 10 year old asian girls (and boys) can pose as 17 year old model/stripper/emo/scene/whatever else is out there via pictures available on google and post them on their fake myspaces to impress the 40 year old pedophiles who then insist on "marrying" their pixels.

Also the reason for the recent stock market crash because of all the 10 year olds spending $300+ of their parents money a week on "NX" to make their pixels "pimped" with gay clothes and shit. If you don't have at least 12+ hours to spend daily on Maplestory you will go through what is called mild to severe "MS Withdrawal".

10 year old: "OMG i hate school I have no friends I wanna go talk to my Maplestory boyfriend and my Maplestory friends."
Normal 10 year old: "What if their 40 year old pedos?"
10 year old: "SHUT UP THEIR REAL TO ME!"

10 year old *steals picture of scene girl from google and posts it on fake myspace*
Maplestory Pedo: "Omg you're so hot lets get married."
10 year old: "Omg i kno im so hot arent i."

10 year old: "MOM I NEED 300 DOLLARS FOR MORE NEXON I HAVE TO BE THE MOST POPULAR PIXEL ON MAPLESTORY"

10 year old: "Omg i havent played maplestory in 3 hours" *twitches*

by WHATtheEFF? June 19, 2009

Canadian maple Emo

A canadian who does not get enough maple syrup on his pancakes and becomes and emo and cuts himself

OH NO THERES NOT ENOUGH SYRUP!!!!!I am now a canadian maple emo

by SxyPenguin308 April 3, 2009

maple story

Single most ADICTIVE game known to man... the only game that keeps you playing 24/7 If you have work/school or a social life then do NOT play this game it takes up to much of your time!

Im up at 6AM
Im home at 7PM
Im on Maple Story From 7PM to 1AM

by Empty Soul July 11, 2006