Your Manatee

The misheard version of the word humanity often heard in songs.

More money on defence fuck hospitals
Fuck human beings, fuck your manatee.
-Everybody knows shit's fucked
Stephen Paul Taylor

by Czech Matter July 26, 2020

Court mandate law 9.54

THOU SHALL MOT STARVETH THY ISAAC OF THE CAT

Man you didn’t hear about court mandate law 9.54?

by Pukini March 7, 2022

Unsupported mandate

unsupported mandate: noun. A situation wherein anyone in an administrative / governmental position requires a school by law to meet the needs of students and caregivers without providing solutions, guidance, resources, and consequences for student and/or caregiver noncompliance.

State Department of Education to school districts: You must identify and address the mental health needs of the students in your schools.

School district: So, you’re going to help us when students are violent, suicidal, or dealing with trauma and families refuse seek services?

State Department of Education: Absolutely not! This is an unsupported mandate.

by GotAdventure27 November 28, 2023

Heavy Manatee

A large fat rich man

I have to make sure I do good tonight or those Heavy Manatees won't donate to our fundraiser

by Lordlordingson May 22, 2024

soft maneater

Like a traditional maneater, but instead of chewing men up and spitting them out, a “soft maneater” will go back for seconds or maybe even left overs.

She’s a soft maneater, she’s gonna go on a date first.

by softmaneater January 10, 2025

State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop

Media clearly made by Hollywood or some other big budget execs pushing democrat talking points, usually against guns. Example being most cop shows, where officers are portrayed as the only ones competent with guns and civilians with guns are portrayed as trigger-happy gun nuts.

“Are those high capacity double barrel magazine extended clips, allowing you to fire a bigger bullet? You know assault weapons are illegal in Commiefornia, right?”

“Actually assault weapon is a very loose term, usually used by anti-gun people applied to any big black rifle to fear monger against guns. This is some State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop (totally low-key name drop)”

by JimmyJimmersonThe6th July 15, 2025

Clean someone else's manatee

Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:

Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?

Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?

by Larryisalampost July 26, 2021