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manhattan hipster

(As opposed to Brooklyn hipsters.)

The original hipsters: non-bike riding, non-beard growing, non-hoodie wearing, non-chubby chasing hipsters.

Males wear high-end jeans instead of levis. Females wear high-end jeans instead of frumpy thrift store frocks. Manhattan hipsters are generally more glamorous, and lead more glamorous lives, than Brooklyn hipsters. When "hanging out" in Brooklyn they will usually choose to do so somewhere south of Atlantic ave. as to avoid the dirty white trash heretics of north Brooklyn.

See the strokes
"Now that he goes to NYU, David is slowly becoming a manhattan hipster."
"Just be grateful he isn't becoming a brooklyn hipster."
by interneter May 11, 2010
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Manhood

A term for penis.
Stoner 1: Dude, I told Michele that I wanted to have sex with her so she kicked me in my manhood.
Stoner 2: Dude, that must hurt like shit.
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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Martian Manhunter

"I thought he was going to wet his pants, when I mentioned the Martain."
(quoted from the episode "Task Force X")
by DanMat6288 May 26, 2005
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Service My Manhood

To provide sexual pleasure. Usually used to request a blow job or hand job, but can also mean full on secksi tyme.
After Baptist Revival Camp, I asked Julie to service my manhood, to which she eagerly complied.
by ThaBigCheesy October 9, 2010
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Dr. Manhattan

The act of taking a hot shower on a cold day, walking outside(still wet with hot water), and rewarded with steam rising from your cock/body.
Dude, I just totally Dr. Manhattan'd today.

"I'm bored" "Bro, fuckin Dr. Manhattan it up"

Dr. Manhattan'ing makes my cock look great!
by @brandonlea February 24, 2011
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manhole cover

What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.
When Jim Bob dropped the soap in the shower he did not have to worry because he was wearing his manhole cover.
by Jack December 30, 2003
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Manhukan

According to some historians, an ancient Huron word meaning 'a great male who is able to overcome any obstacle and achieve any goal'. This epithet is bestowed by the great wind god, and is a mark of divine favour.
"Are you sure he can manage it?"
"Of course, unbeliever, he is the manhukan!"
by jasw May 20, 2004
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