Manatee

Tasty little motherfuckers. Best served with a side of sea turtle stew and something else a little more endangered.

Also: When you're doing a mondo fat chick and take a taco (green) shit on her face.

They don't call Manatees sea cows for nothin'.

You like that seaweed, don't you?

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

mandatory art

A humorous and satyrical, yet somewhat serious requirement coined through a frequently mis-hearing ear. It is a policy at the Labyrinth Press Company in downtown Jamestown, NY.

Hey man, you'd better hang one of your paintings up for sale here, it's mandatory art.

by Dan McCarty January 11, 2008

Manateets

Enormously huge breasts, similar in size to a full grown manatee

"Dude, shut off the engine, you might hit her manateets"

by Busted Fuse August 21, 2008

Mandator

A whimsical creature that is said to haunt residence halls of various campuses, especially on the day of Tesday. They are known to decrease your intelligence as well as leave you writhing in a fit of laughter without any way in which to salvage what is left of your knowledge. Also known to cause ridicule, tardiness, sleepless nights, exhaustion, and a general sense of helplessness.

When he ran into the Mandator, he couldn't remember how to spell anything!

She followed the Mandator with hopes of catching it, but was caught in its gaze and now she cannot stop laughing.

by BigJGH August 17, 2010

Manate

Hahaha this dude is gay af, he has a tiny poki and needs to brush his teeth

Manate go brush your teeth

by dcdxwarrior April 27, 2020

Land Manatee

Noun: A large, gelatinous woman who's tits look like she's carrying a large pizza under each arm. Host to Kankles, FUPA's, (fat upper pussy area,) and major back cleavage. Usually found with at least 17 items in the ten item or less line at your local Wal-mart, haggling the clerk over the validity of expired Little Debbie coupons. Often times riding electric scooters designated for the handicapped, though their sense of entitlement suggests they deserve them more. NEVER step between a land manatee and it's prey. Like hippos, they are responsible for more deaths every year than lions and sharks combined. Especially if you step on their chalupa FUPA...

"Holy FUCK, bro! Do you see the GIRTH on that Gorgon?"
"Yeah, man. That is a fucking land manatee... Back away slowly before she stampedes.I don't feel like being gored... "

by PhillipHarass October 11, 2014

natatee the manatee

a type of manatee that lives in the water (obviously)
a very very fat manatee

natatee the manatee holds a world record for fattest manatee

by stqrry March 20, 2020