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the misty maid

The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.
Bonnie was cleaning the dining room table off and jake couldn’t help but give her the misty maid
by T-whang September 29, 2017
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Jack of all maids

A soft boi/ eff boi who gets around a lot and hangs out with many girls, being all romantic and whatnot
Oh girl, don’t hang out with him.

He’s a jack of all maids
by lucy camenia September 7, 2023
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minute maid pink lemonade

maybe the best drink ever created ?
person 1: yo have you had your daily dose of minute maid pink lemonade? person 2: yeah bro shit was godly omg
by Rap fan ig April 20, 2023
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Nurses maid elbow

When your friend knows the definition of something, has used it in a sentence, but refuses to define it for you.
Me: We were having conversation and my friend used a word I wasn't familiar with so I asked what it meant, then he nurses maid elbowed me!

Other me: no way! And he probably could have defined it in the same number of words he used in his snarky text message!
by Icanandidid November 2, 2019
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Marry maid

A woman who is in a relationship with a homosexual or bisexual man based solely on a shared interest in having children with him and raising those children together.
He has children but he is still gay because he has a marry maid.
by Rabbitx369 February 23, 2022
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Milk Maid

Well stacked, ivory skinned, Caucasian woman. May or may not be very stupid
Those aren’t sister, those are milk maids
by killLaLakill April 16, 2023
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Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."
by Privalux April 28, 2024
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