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jiggle maid

A jiggle maid is a men's bathroom attendant generally found at high-end establishments. They are responsible for attending to male guests' restroom needs. Jiggling is performed when a few drops of urine have not found their way out of your penis. A Jiggle maid jiggles those last drops of urine out for you.
Yo, Jiggle maid! I got a few drops here!
by What’s up! November 21, 2024
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maid

A term describing someone with a pre-existing habit of watching TV, making it more challenging for parents or homeowners to limit their screen time compared to the rest of the family. Often used to highlight the irony of excessive viewing habits that go unchecked.
I once began subscribing to 600+ YouTube channels, so my YouTube watching habits are like my maid's TV viewing habits — no one in my family actually encourages it. But here I am, glued to YouTube!
by Emotional Cruiser July 21, 2025
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Russian Milk Maid

A cocktail of vodka, buttermilk and a dash of pepper.
We bought this buttermilk and used 1/2 cup for a recipe. We can use the rest to make Russian Milk Maids.
by Autofive July 25, 2025
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Maid Napoleon

A term for a femboy who is so hot he is like the Napoleon of maids.

A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
1. Wow! Look at that guy, he's a maid napoleon.
2. Maid Napoleon is the perfect guy for me.
by Brigadunk July 15, 2024
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Maid Napoleon

A term for a femboy who is so hot he is like the Napoleon of maids.

A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
1. Wow! Look at that guy, he's a maid napoleon.
2. Maid Napoleon is the perfect guy for me.
by Brigadunk July 15, 2024
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The Dairy Maid

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.
I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
by Da Vincheesy August 6, 2024
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