Maggot

A tiny penis often found on geeks and/or people who haven't gone through puberty

"Dude, did you see when that nerd got bagged?"

"Yeah, he had a total maggot I could barely see anything!!"

by SOOPADOOD April 3, 2009

maggot scratcher

A derogatory, but rather apt, term used to describe Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister.

It was only because of the Falklands/Islas Malvinas war that maggot scratcher managed to get re-elected.

by DOLLY BUSTER March 10, 2005

maggo

Short for maggot. Australian slang for very drunk. Can also be used as maggos.

Kevin: Man, I got lost walkin home last night. I was fucken maggo.

Gavin: Bro, I was so maggos I puked on my own face.

by demo demo June 12, 2011

maggot-pie

A curse word used by Shakespeare. A pie made out of maggots or common fly larva which lives in rotten objects.

Thou frothy guts-gripping maggot-pie.

by LolPatel November 28, 2006

Maggot

Usually associated with gentlemen from the Quincy, MA area, calling someone a maggot can either be derogatory or congratulatory. Calling your buddy a "maggot" after hearing of his/her weekend exploits is a way of acknowledging that he or she had successfully waged a battle in the war on decency. On the other hand, calling someone a "maggot" for hanging out at the Quincy Center train stop conveys the total lack of respect that you have for the individual in question. As you can see, to an outsider this term could be confusing and hard to grasp at first, but to the people involved, calling someone a "maggot" is second nature.

"While the rest of the party was dancing and discussing philosophy, the maggot was slowly making his way towards the poorly hidden liquor cabinet, ready to fight for his feed."

"Ked, you're a fucking maaaaagot! I can't believe you smashed my girlfriend!"

by Quincy Keeeed June 1, 2007

maggot

slipknot fans...they rock and their (sic)

im a (sic) maggot...and im not a faggot

by lizz August 30, 2003

Magcon

Macgon is a group teenage guys who became famous and VERY wealthy by posting videos on vine. They can be best described as “untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive”. They post retarded videos online of them making complete fools of each other and through doing this, they have become internet celebritys. Desperate and innocent teenage girls who have hit puberty absolutely love these boys and will pay money to see them. Their fans don’t care about their talent or skill, rather more emphasis is placed on their looks and their ability to make fans laugh.

The group members included Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Carter Reynolds, Jack johnson, Jack Gilinsky, Taylor Caniff, Shawn Mendes, Aaron Carpenter, and Matt Espinosa.

Simply viewing Taylor Caniff’s Twitter account will show you the power, wealth, and status that these boys have.

They have the cars, jet skis, and everything you can imagine.

Stupid girl 1: OMG, imm going to see those Magcon boys this week
stupid girl 2: OMG REALLY, OH MY GOD, i LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH, they lack talent but they look sooooo dreemy

Stupid girl 1: YES OMG, Totally worth our time and money

by Prepboy May 3, 2015