mushroom thump

The act of wacking someone in the face or eye with a penis.

That chick got mushroom thumped so hard it left a permanent scar!

mushroom thump by poopster February 12, 2003

Mushroom Stuffing 

A type of homosexual intercourse whereby a man inserts his penis into another penis and climaxes inside. Similar to the way snuffleupagus might reproduce in nature. The seemingly impossible biological properties of this act make it all the more pleasurable when actually completed.

Ohhh woha! David just tricked me into watching a video called kids in the sandbox, it looked like a regular adult film until this lady started mushroom stuffing the man with a dildo. I need to go rinse my eyes with drain-o!

Mushroom Stuffing by BizurdFluz December 17, 2008

mushroom list 

To put someone on the mushroom list is to keep them uninformed and to feed them rubbish answers. It comes from the best conditions in which mushrooms flourish "You keep them in the dark and feed them sh.t".

I put the salesperson on the mushroom list.

mushroom list by Robin Walsh May 24, 2007

Mushroom Whelp 

A mushroom whelp is the aftermath of being hit in the face from ones penis. Or the raised mark left from that act.

After Sally ran her mouth, I gave her a mushroom whelp across her face.

Mushroom Whelp by CoolerMan January 14, 2014

Mushroom Fany 

The alias of Tiffany, a member of the Korean girl group, SNSD (Girls' Generation). Notoriously known for mispronouncing her nickname, "Brighter than Jewels" Tiffany, as "Brighter than Mushrooms" Tiffany; hence the nickname "Mushroom Fany." This has caught on with the SNSD fandom and has been adored by fans alike.

Tiffany: Hello! I'm "Brighter than mushrooms" Tiffany!

Fan: BWAHAHAHA!!! LOVE YOU MUSHROOM FANY!

Mushroom Fany by BREEZUSXQJY January 20, 2011

Mushroom stamp 

To leave an impression of ones penis on another persons skin(Face preferably). 2. To Dick slap.(really hard)

The hoe was back talkin so i mushroom stamped her across the forehead

Mushroom stamp by don weezy July 12, 2006

Mushroom Pie 

A situation where a man has sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, who at some point miscarries her child on the penis of the man.

I thought it was weird enough having sex with a pregnant girl, but then we made a mushroom pie... I still haven't gotten it all out of the sheets.

Mushroom Pie by Renee D November 14, 2007