Mushroom Treatment

A term that draws it's history from the United States Military, particularly the combat arms. It refers to a management concept adopted either accidentally or on purpose by shitty leaders. This leadership style is defined by being light on details and withholding information. Concurrently shitty leaders will ensure that the information that does get passed along is either incorrect or unreliable (See Bullshit)

Lit:
Keeping subordinates in the dark and feeding them shit.

Ex:

Bob: Hey bob, do we know the plan?
Dave: No Dave, we're still getting the mushroom treatment, we'll probably figure that shit out when it's too late to do anything about it.

by Tokenwhite April 26, 2018

sneaky mushroom

When someone rubs their junk on your back, not necessarily on purpose, in a crowded place.

That dude just gave me a sneaky mushroom on his way to the jukebox!

by jimmy jazzbone January 14, 2011

Crimson Mushroom

A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slapping said penis across the cheek, forehead, eye socket or other impressionable area of the body (preferably the face) so as to cause a large, red, mushroom shaped outline on the recipient.

That Crimson Mushroom I gave to your sister could be heard for miles and seen for days.

by Crank Johnson July 18, 2008

Infected Mushroom

N. An incredible trance artist or group. I honestly have no idea which.

Did you hear the new Infected Mushroom track?

by EnigmaticCoffeeCup November 14, 2004

shiitake mushroom

a phrase made redundant because "shiitake" means mushroom in Japanese, there for it doesn't mean "Japanese mushroom;" it actually translates into "mushroom mushroom."

1: What does shiitake mushroom mean?
2: Dude, it means "mushroom mushroom."
1: No seriously, what the fuck is shiitake??
2: Just shut your ass.

by KRHimself September 05, 2005

magic mushroom

1. n. generally refers to the fruiting bodies of the fungus in the genus psilocybe. 2. any non-poisonous mushroom with visionary or entheogenic properties.

They went to Amsterdam and ate some magic mushrooms before the concert to enhance their enjoyment.

by reptiles October 04, 2002

fucktaki mushroom

When some accidently use the word "shit" when they wish not to, they might add "taki mushroom" so it is as if they were not swearing at all. This method may also be used for the word "fuck".

One day I accidentally started to say "what the fuck" in maff class when informed of a homework assignment. I knew this would not fly. Thinking quickly I added "taki mushroom" to the end. The day was saved. No one suspects me of being a potty mouff. The teacher, coincidentally, is actually quite fond of fucktaki mushrooms in her spring rolls. Oh fucktaki mushroom! I misspelled "mouth".

by a man from norf america April 11, 2008