Jack Munchie

A very oftenly used insult used by the immature population. Other more adult versions of this are examples such as Jack Ass, or plainly Ass. "Jack" is heard to be a old famous donkey from medevial times, and a munchie is that pesky little green man that is used in the old game by Macintosh called Super Munchers

Get awy from me Jack Munchie.

by D3guy2006 July 1, 2005

Depression munchies

The consumption of large amounts of junk food in an attempt to relieve symptoms of major depression, such as; excessive crying, numbness, fatigue, isolation, anxiety.

Is usually a long term habit and is used as a coping mechanism, similar to binge eating.

Guy 1: Bro you eat so much junk food!!
Guy 2: Dude it's not my fault, *sighs* I've got depression munchies.

by truthsbetoldboii May 18, 2018

drunkin munchies

being hungry after heavly drinking late at night

my mom had the drunkin munchies after she got home last night

by nicepeter October 1, 2011

crotch munchies

when your pussy wants to eat that dick

Hey baby, I have the crotch munchies for you

by cinderellaasmella May 23, 2022

proximity munchies

When within hands reach of any food, it becomes devoured immediately.

Dude...I'm so fuckin' baked, I've got the proximity munchies.

by WestFrontBakers July 22, 2015

munchy wunchy

A man who likes to eat female genitalia like a thick hamburger. He often will take a deep breath before going down under.

Deacon: Did you hear about Jaden going down on Ally last night?
Collin: Ya, I had no idea he was such a munchy wunchy!

by Mo3 Lester February 1, 2023

Munchie Massacre

The act of eating lots of food after smoking marijuana. Often resulting in a mess of wrappers, leftover food, etc.

"When we got those pringles and oatmeal cream pies it was a munchie massacre!"

by Shanedawg Tha Realest October 28, 2012