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Holy Moses

A phrase used as an exclamation of surprise
Steven: Holy cow that cow is big

Gab: Holy Moses your right!
by Parnelli May 30, 2018
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Rowdy Moses

Having rough sex with a girl on her period. As if you are parting the red sea.
Debbie: Did you guys get it on after the movie last night?
Samantha: Yeah, I'm on my period but he gave me a Rowdy Moses.
by Jarbs December 22, 2012
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Hallway Moses

Someone who has an uncanny ability to clear a path through massive amounts of people in any hallway. This person is usually accompanied by any combination of bad attitude, bad odor, or clinical obesity.
Kid 1: Man, you see that guy Ryan over there?
Kid 2: Yeah, i wouldn't want to get in his way, he's a regular hallway moses.
by L Dangereux March 19, 2009
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Drown Baby Moses

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In the vain of ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, this obscure pop-culture ejaculation finds its origin in the now notorious NES platformer Bible Adventures. A quirk of the game's mechanics enabled the player, otherwise entrusted with the safe conveyance of the baby Moses across the Nile, to commit a most heinous act of infanticide by tossing the little fellow in the drink. The player would then be admonished at the conclusion of the mission that he or she had "forgotten baby Moses" - no doubt to the delight of the thousands of disgruntled children inclined to such acts of violence by being forced to play Bible Adventures instead of a real video game.

As an expression, its variety in use is exceeded only by its capacity to offend. Generally, however, "Drown Baby Moses" is employed referentially in comparisons with gaffes of a similar nature; in disputes over which video game gaffe is the worst, it is often invoked as a trump card.
"You think THAT'S bad? Well, I have three words for you my friend: Drown Baby Moses."
by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004
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sweet fancy moses

Although it may have earlier origins, first heard by most of the world on the infamous episode of <i>Seinfeld</i>, when George witnesses Elaine's atrocious dancing for the first time, and exclaimed, aghast, "Sweet fancy Moses!"
by ChickenGrrl December 3, 2004
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dirty moses

Having sex with a girl that is on her period.
John was not discouraged by the fact that his girlfriend is on the rag and performed the dirty moses.
by archibole sans January 11, 2008
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Furry Moses

A foreplay sex move. When a male or female with a mustache splits another persons butt cheeks (as Moses did the Red Sea), rubs their mustache in or around the rectal hole area. In other words, when you rub your mustache in their butt crack for sexual pleasure, or for fun.
"Hey there nice mustache! Would you care to give me a Furry Moses?"
"Damn, I was with a girl last night, and I gave her a Furry Moses!"
"You know what's better than sex? A Furry Moses!"
by Rokael Monzala June 30, 2008
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