monopolous

adj.: boring as well as time-consuming, as an activity or person

Sitting at a desk all day with nothing to do is so monopolous

by Aleta Moorhouse January 10, 2009

manopoly

/man•op'•pO•lee/ n. the situation of being the only single, straight male in a large group, especially in the workplace.

Jay: Is the new guy in the Compliance department married or gay?
Paige: Why?
Jay: Cuz I like being the only straight, single guy in this company. Lots of pretty girls here, and only me to flirt with.
Paige: that's creepy.
Rick: No, he's just trying to protect his manopoly.

by El Jay December 24, 2008

Monopology

An apology you give to a partner after giving them the STI known as mono, most likely from kissing a slut or manslut at a party the night before.

Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.

Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.

by Hamlette September 13, 2010

monopowy

A popuwer board game, manufactured by the Milton Bwadley company.

Hey Kwistopher, whets pway Monopowy! I can't find where I put the Squabble game.

by bitbrenn June 5, 2009

Monopoloaded

When you play too much monopoly

You need stop playing, or you'll become monopoloaded

by 765HB77 July 1, 2014

Momopoly

When a mother spoils her child so badly that the child doesn’t like or listen to anyone but Mom.

Fathers, teachers, other family, even grandma can’t reach the child anymore because Mom lets the child get away with anything.

Dad used to be able to spend quality time with his son, but now since the Momopoly has taken over he has become a workaholic in an attempt to feel better & concentrate less on his loss.

by PatManDoRyan May 26, 2021

Hall Monopolizers

When a large group of people are coming down the opposite direction in a hallway and refuse to move over to let you by.

Yeah, I was walking to my next class and this group of hall monopolizers wouldn't let me by so I had to scoot over against the wall.

by gilnokoibito January 24, 2011