Alexa Miranda is the most loyal person you’ll ever meet, she is smart with her words and will keep any secret you tell her. She is a beautiful girl with a kind heart and will go very far in life. She doesn’t give a fuck about anyone else just as long as her and her bestie are fuckin it up nothing can stop her grind. She only
falls head over heels for that one guy and she will always have a special place in her heart for him. Alexa Miranda is a baddddd bitch and she will be there for you through thick and thin🤘🏼
falls head over heels for that one guy and she will always have a special place in her heart for him. Alexa Miranda is a baddddd bitch and she will be there for you through thick and thin🤘🏼
by yourmomgæ06 January 16, 2020
A self centered douche who starts a fight then presses charges. Can often be found hanging out with Hookers since he himself can’t get laid.
Guy 1. Wtf wanna box!
Guy 2. Don’t be an Issac Miranda I know your intentions are to sue me after I kick your ass.
Guy 2. Don’t be an Issac Miranda I know your intentions are to sue me after I kick your ass.
by ShroomCaps69 December 22, 2022
*whilst scuttling along the floor*
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.
by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 18, 2011
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When you do something and someone else does the same thing but you make an excuse to justify what you are doing is right.
me "You drank my beer"
you "But you drank my beer!"
me "But that's different"
you "Hey, that's a miranda-ism and you're wrong"
you "But you drank my beer!"
me "But that's different"
you "Hey, that's a miranda-ism and you're wrong"
by Randapanda April 02, 2012
An extremely beautiful and sexy Austrailian supermodel. She models for many clothing brands including Victoria's Secret. She has very cute dimples and a very nice body. If you saw her, then you will never see a woman as pretty as her.
A: OH MY GOD I saw Miranda Kerr a week ago and my dick's still hard.
B: I KNOW she's so hot. Last time I saw her I had a boner for a month
B: I KNOW she's so hot. Last time I saw her I had a boner for a month
by xx_mk_xx June 08, 2009
by Sk8erBoots October 10, 2004