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The Mitton Tickle

Whilst about to undergo sexual relations, the tickler is said to "pussy out" of "pelvic foreplay" and instead of "stroking"the lower region, they instead tickle the belly button. This causes great awkwardness within the couple and usually leads to the end of the relationship.
"it was terrible last night, i got the Mitton Tickle becoz he was too scared". "But he told something different to his friends".
by BaldWilly June 25, 2019
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Miltown

the city of milwaukee, wisconsin. anyone who lives there knows what it's about
I'm from that good miltown.
by shontalea May 17, 2006
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Melton

A dump between Bacchus Marsh and Melbourne. If you go there, you WILL be stabbed. No question.

Full of Somalis running around with knives in their shoes and drunken bogans whose answer to everything is to glass you in the face.
After you've been stabbed and glassed, it is fairly likely that you'll end up being pricked with a dirty syringe by a young woman in a robe (probably called Mercedes or Charlotte). You will then be abused by an obese person sitting outside the McDonalds.

Avoid.
"Oh no, I have to go to Melton as part of my placement."

"Make sure you take that taser."
by Colacman May 23, 2010
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Melton Mowbray.

A small market town near Leicester. Known as the rural capital of food and nothing else.
There is only one time when "Melton Mowbray." is busy and that's when it's market day.
by crazycatlady17 December 15, 2011
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milkons

many people use it, although usually they don't understand it.
A Milkon is a female breast (haven't you guessed already?) but where people usually get it wrong is that they interpret it in a " Milk ON" way or to say that someones tits are very arousing. BUT in truth it's a "Milkon" ergo a Milk Gallon, it is... no WAS meant as a way to say a nursing mother have too much excess milk, or in other words are neglecting their child, but sadly that definition died off around the early 1900. and when some geeky high school-er found it in an old book, he didn't bother looking it up on urban dictionary (yes it existed, its SO awesome that it breaks space-time continuums for breakfast) and decided its another word to say "OMG! HUGE BOOBS!"
Wrong way: Dude! Check out that chick, awesome milkons eh?

Right way: Oh my! Did you know (insert-a-name gap-o) has got TONS of excess milk?

-Oh my, indeed! I was wondering how she increased her breast size so much, turns out it was just a milkon case
* "high class" laugh*
^a.k.a=demoniacal
by TheShadyOne April 5, 2010
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Milting

When some one eats ur jam sandwich and doesn’t eat the crust
Debbie u milting give me back my willy

DDIA FOR LIFE
by Mr Nina Trex March 17, 2019
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Miltanking

Process of shoving ones lactating nipple into your partners cock hole
Owen: I tried miltanking last night but now when I piss it’s like a fire hose.

J-Dawg: That’s tuff.
by CumMaster6969 April 6, 2022
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