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many people use it, although usually they don't understand it.
A Milkon is a female breast (haven't you guessed already?) but where people usually get it wrong is that they interpret it in a " Milk ON" way or to say that someones tits are very arousing. BUT in truth it's a "Milkon" ergo a Milk Gallon, it is... no WAS meant as a way to say a nursing mother have too much excess milk, or in other words are neglecting their child, but sadly that definition died off around the early 1900. and when some geeky high school-er found it in an old book, he didn't bother looking it up on urban dictionary (yes it existed, its SO awesome that it breaks space-time continuums for breakfast) and decided its another word to say "OMG! HUGE BOOBS!"
Wrong way: Dude! Check out that chick, awesome milkons eh?

Right way: Oh my! Did you know (insert-a-name gap-o) has got TONS of excess milk?

-Oh my, indeed! I was wondering how she increased her breast size so much, turns out it was just a milkon case
* "high class" laugh*
^a.k.a=demoniacal
milkons by TheShadyOne April 5, 2010
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the milonster 

A really skinny, weak, and scrawny, kid. He will always act mentally ill and rage quit in minecraft. He takes the slightest things offensive, he is obsessed with Forza.
The milonster is terrible at Call of Duty.
the milonster by NosajM January 26, 2017
Descending from the snooker player Robert, 'Milkins' is used to describe something that is of great joy or when a high level of skill is used. Only created in the past year 'Milkins' has quickly spread around the Edinburgh and surrounding areas, particularly the WOL and ELBA.
"That goal was Milkins"
milkins by Dean Thomson July 25, 2006
An expression used to highlight something which is good.
"This sticky ganja is milkins."
milkins by Ross Douglas July 19, 2006

Milkosexual/Milkoromantic 

Being sexually and/or romantic attracted to milk galloons (e.g sticking milk galloons up your anus or private area and taking milk gallons on a date)
"I take milk gallons on a date and stick them up my anus, I'm Milkosexual/Milkoromantic!"

Milkoshaky 

A milkoshaky is a word my boyfriend made up when he was showing me his in n out milkshake.
I don’t know man please publish this I’ve tried 3000000 times but um milkoshakys are good
Milkoshaky by Itz ya girl Eli December 2, 2018

Bilf Milkinson 

That one snobby neighbor down your street that turns his head when you pass.
Hey look it’s bilf milkinson, what a rich bitch.
Bilf Milkinson by Brothelmaid April 25, 2020