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milkons

many people use it, although usually they don't understand it.
A Milkon is a female breast (haven't you guessed already?) but where people usually get it wrong is that they interpret it in a " Milk ON" way or to say that someones tits are very arousing. BUT in truth it's a "Milkon" ergo a Milk Gallon, it is... no WAS meant as a way to say a nursing mother have too much excess milk, or in other words are neglecting their child, but sadly that definition died off around the early 1900. and when some geeky high school-er found it in an old book, he didn't bother looking it up on urban dictionary (yes it existed, its SO awesome that it breaks space-time continuums for breakfast) and decided its another word to say "OMG! HUGE BOOBS!"
Wrong way: Dude! Check out that chick, awesome milkons eh?

Right way: Oh my! Did you know (insert-a-name gap-o) has got TONS of excess milk?

-Oh my, indeed! I was wondering how she increased her breast size so much, turns out it was just a milkon case
* "high class" laugh*
^a.k.a=demoniacal
by TheShadyOne April 5, 2010
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the milonster

A really skinny, weak, and scrawny, kid. He will always act mentally ill and rage quit in minecraft. He takes the slightest things offensive, he is obsessed with Forza.
The milonster is terrible at Call of Duty.
by NosajM January 26, 2017
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milkins

Descending from the snooker player Robert, 'Milkins' is used to describe something that is of great joy or when a high level of skill is used. Only created in the past year 'Milkins' has quickly spread around the Edinburgh and surrounding areas, particularly the WOL and ELBA.
"That goal was Milkins"
by Dean Thomson July 25, 2006
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milkins

An expression used to highlight something which is good.
"This sticky ganja is milkins."
by Ross Douglas July 19, 2006
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Milkosexual/Milkoromantic

Being sexually and/or romantic attracted to milk galloons (e.g sticking milk galloons up your anus or private area and taking milk gallons on a date)
"I take milk gallons on a date and stick them up my anus, I'm Milkosexual/Milkoromantic!"
by CarterSmith September 13, 2023
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Milkoshaky

A milkoshaky is a word my boyfriend made up when he was showing me his in n out milkshake.
I don’t know man please publish this I’ve tried 3000000 times but um milkoshakys are good
by Itz ya girl Eli December 2, 2018
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Bilf Milkinson

That one snobby neighbor down your street that turns his head when you pass.
Hey look it’s bilf milkinson, what a rich bitch.
by Brothelmaid April 25, 2020
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