Ruben Melendez

The most awesome person in the whole world you could ever meet. He has the kindest heart and will always put a smile on your face. He is a child of God and has a deep love for God; a Christian. He is so hilarious and no matter what will have you laughing like crazy. He is defiantly handsome with those side burns and nicely trimmed beard of his. He will warm your heart with his beautiful voice as he sings to your soul. He could never lie to you only because he'd never have a reason to; he's always truthful. He is Puerto Rican with his dark tan gorgeous skin. He is smart and charming and very sweet, he always knows the right things to say. He is a lady's man, he could win any girl's heart. He's there when you need comfort, he's your shoulder to cry on or your laugh when those tears need to go away. He truly can be you're dream boy, he's absolutely perfect. Hes down to earth and will always be real to you. He is extremely respectful and the biggest sweetheart to ever meet, he may be super silly like 24/7 but that's what makes him-him, and he'll never disappoint you ever. He's extremely happy all the time, nothing gets him down. He's super friendly so like of course he'll be the one to come up to you first and talk to you and sooner than later you two will be laughing together and become good friends :)

I'll just be straight forward now:

-He is truly thee most amazing guy. :)

Jaimie: Do you know Ruben Melendez?

Alicia: Yes, he always makes me laugh like all the time!

Jaimie: Yeah I know right!!! Guess what?

Alicia: What?

Jaimie: I actually think he's finally fell for someone..

Alicia: No way!!! I've had like the biggest crush on him for like ever! Who is she?

Jaimie: ....Thalia? I'm sure thats her name.... but yeah like he's got her heart ;)

Alicia: Dang, I swear that girl is lucky.

by sweetly4trm June 21, 2011

Meleis

Meleis is a racial slur for Malaysian Malays ₍₁₎ which is frequently used by some Malays that are ashamed just simply for being Malay, the group mostly consists of teenage females & pick-me males (pick me boy). ₍₂₎

Some of them say 'meleis is not a racial slur its like karen but malaysian version' but since when did we call Malaysians Malays? They downgrade Malays that are not fluent in English, have the opposite opinion & that clashes with their political interest.

Source:-
₍₁₎ Wikipedia's list of ethnic slurs

₍₂₎ Tiktok

e.g.

can you put malay sub because i takut the meleis tak paham

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always the meleis

by NeutralUser December 18, 2021

melee hell

Cancerous shitposting group full of dumbass Melee elitists and overused memes.

Melee Hell needs to be deleted from Facebook.

by ultichan November 7, 2015

Meleri

Girly, loves guilty pleasures. Loves being the center of attention. May come off as shy at first but once you get to know her is kind and loving. Her love for shopping is a little unhealthy. Blonde and blue eyes. Likes to be right and usually is. Semi-vegan even if her love for cheese sometimes makes it hard.

That girl is such a shopaholic, she is such a Meleri!

by coocoohead November 5, 2013

melee

juicy information about someone's life. also known as Caribbean's people gossip

"Sarah, did you hear about what happened to Melaney?"
"No", said Sarah," Tell me the melee!"

by kimmy121397 October 23, 2011

melee whore

The groupie of a loser rock band's lead singer. Melee whores tend to overcompensate for their lack of breasts and resulting low self-esteem by tattooing on their chests.

Girl - Wow, who's that melee whore?
Guy - Oh, that's just Coulter's current lay.

by look outside January 15, 2008

Melecky

My alter-ego...a sick and twisted gurl who reads dictionaries so she can inuslt ppl without them knowing it

by Melecky_B July 18, 2003