The Meaty

A stiffy, boner, rod-on, erection, whatever shmamever

Stupid Man: I've got The Meaty

Stupid Man #2: No.

by mynameisnotleopold February 15, 2023

Big Black Sweaty Meaty Balls

That feeling when yo balls r sweating and you want to lick that sweat off them ass gay as that sounds it's true buddy

TODAY I LICKED MY BIG BLACK SWEATY MEATY BALLS

by Meatenjoyer November 18, 2022

meatball parade

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

Tiny Meat Gang

A group consisting of a racially ambiguous fortnite gamer, Noel Miller, and his elderly grandfather, Cody Ko, has a podcast where they try to convince the audience that they have small dicks even though everybody knows they are packin’ heat because they got penis fillers.

Person A: “Woah, did you see the last episode of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast?”

Person B: “No, not yet, so don’t fuggin spoil it by telling me if it’s last week’s episode or not.”

by igotatext February 16, 2019

Meat Pattie

A butchers wife.

"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Meat Toboggan

Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"

I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.

by Djmym October 9, 2015

meat burn

When a nasty Westlake whore in Texas gives you a sexually transmitted disease.

I got meat burn from that Westlake whore Amber!

by Pissed Schlong December 30, 2016