Milfionaire

A very successful and accomplished "Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck" Player.

I dont know how he does it but when it comes to getting layed that boy can deal, he must be a milfionaire by now.

"Got any kwell lotion? penicillin? Anybody"

by evrready February 26, 2006

MILF

acronym for Mom I'd Like to F***

Dayumm, your mom is a total MILF

by pimpnwinmpin April 18, 2008

milf

mother i'd like to fuck

hot mom, or milf

by brady murray February 15, 2009

MILFITAV

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In The Ass Violently

Gee wiz Damian, your mom is a MILFITAV!

by haha dee March 23, 2007

Milf

A mom you would engage in sexual activities with.

Daniel, your mom is such a milf! I'd do her right here and now.

by kataytay April 11, 2009

MILF

Mother
I'd

Like (to)
Fuck

(a hot mother you would like to have sex with)

he's only my friend cuse his mom is a MILF

by sr.smiles January 24, 2010

MILF

Mrs. Benz; an extremely fucking hot mom. Stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck".

Holy shit! Mrs. Benz is such a fucking MILF!

by The Fucking Don April 8, 2008