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Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal Mascot 

The new mascot for the happy meal that is beyond terrifying, with bulging eyes a serial killer smile. No doubt this will only give your kids nightmares and may require several therapy sessions.
No words can describe this new fast food monstrosity, Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal mascot!
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Chick flick at mcDonald's 

When you go to Mc Donald's and have sex in the bathroom for more than 5 hours.
Maybe I should get a Big Mac and then we can have a Chick flick at mcDonald's after I'm done.

The McDonald’s

A sexual maneuver where you slather her feet in butter; than proceed to have intercourse with her “Golden Arches.”
“I gave her the McDonalds treatment last night! Giggity giggity giggity!!”
The McDonald’s by Icarus2056 February 8, 2022

All-McDonald's 

-iAdjective/i
1.To be loving it.
2. to be Enthusiastically pleased by.
3. to be satisfied to the utmost degree.
Other form(s) 1. McDonald's 2. McD's 3. McDizzle's 4.Micky D's 5. Ronald.
1. I'm All-McDonald's about this shit...

2. How do you like you're new car...

I'm feeling rather McDonald's about it.
All-McDonald's by Arbiterxs July 29, 2011

Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine 

When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it on the shitter's chest.
This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.

Eating McDonald's

Eating McDonald's means smoking marijuana
You remember the last time we were Eating McDonald's? You ate all your boogers!
Eating McDonald's by tha farkinator December 27, 2008

Lauren McDonald's 

Lauren always smells like McDonald's, and the perfume makes it smell like nuggets.
You always smell like Lauren McDonald's!