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A Matthew is a guy who is tall, introverted, serious, and somewhat awkward yet mysteriously fuckable. Matthews usually have dark hair. However, there is a special species of Matthews known as the Mullins species which are blond-haired and extroverted. These Matthews are said to have magical social abilities and are well-liked, but regular Matthews are said to be better in bed.
by bluegreengrass January 13, 2014
a bitch who will break you heart, cheat on you and not even care, and force you to love him even though he is a bitch to you
by swimmergrlweatherspoon November 22, 2010
A retard who likes to steal my animal crackers. He does not like jesus at all. He steals my locker code and opens my locker when he wants to. In total he is a poop.
by retarded ninja November 28, 2011