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Schlongus Maximus

a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.
"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"
by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020
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maximus price

Tall, blonde, bitches, and somehow has a girlfriend and is a great friend
by mysteriousmexican8549 August 30, 2016
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Maximus Novak

American folklore. A supposed spirit that haunts U.S. naval shipyards and vessels. Maximus was brutally murdered by his parents at a young age and cannibalized. There have been reported sightings of Maximus Novak at various naval bases throughout the country, usually occurring during springtime months, specifically April. Maximus Novak is a prominent figure in naval folklore, usually cited as the reason for misfortune during a patrol at sea.
by Lil' Homo April 15, 2009
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Maximus Eliminatrix

The highest ranking remaining council member and Eliminatrix soldier. Oh wait, that hasn’t happened yet.
Man, Maximus Eliminatrix is going to be really cool once I finally see him!
by Veleximonierius August 23, 2019
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Guccius Maximus

The most swag, puss bending, dick swinging man you will ever meet. No matter what's in your pants, you'll come either way. NOTE: Guccius Maximus is not someone you can be, it is something you can become. Guccius Maximus is your final form, only above the legendary Puss Master. Once you have bested the Puss you may become Guccius Maximus and swag hundreds of women at once.
"Whoa Charlie reached Guccius Maximus, hopefully one day i will too"
by TheOrginalGucciusMaximus November 4, 2020
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exclutius maximus

Somebody who is excluded often and also a butt.
ex 1: "go away exclutius maximus, you can't play with us."

ex2: exclutius: "Which seat can I take?"
person: "Does she even go here?"

ex3: Tor
by exclutius max December 31, 2011
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Thotius Maximus

The alpha thot!! She/he is the leader of all thots.
I see her, Stephanie, the Thotius Maximus!!!
by sasquatchme June 26, 2018
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