The most swag, puss bending, dick swinging man you will ever meet. No matter what's in your pants, you'll come either way. NOTE: Guccius Maximus is not someone you can be, it is something you can become. Guccius Maximus is your final form, only above the legendary Puss Master. Once you have bested the Puss you may become Guccius Maximus and swag hundreds of women at once.
by TheOrginalGucciusMaximus November 05, 2020
a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.
by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020
by Word Johnson September 21, 2012
by PoPe_FrAnCiS_iS_tHe_AnTiChRiSt January 27, 2018
by LinkMaster03 June 23, 2008
The highest ranking remaining council member and Eliminatrix soldier. Oh wait, that hasn’t happened yet.
by Veleximonierius August 24, 2019
This person is in the main control of Tardania and controls over the tard realm. He's also the most retarded person in tardania.
by Tax Collector of Tardania July 17, 2021