Thotius Maximus

The alpha thot!! She/he is the leader of all thots.

I see her, Stephanie, the Thotius Maximus!!!

by sasquatchme June 26, 2018

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Fortress Maximus

A giant bot who shows up in some series of transformers, he plays more of an important role in MTMTE than any other series, he is often a gentle giant who loves literature

Hey, Fortress Maximus, can I call you fort max, or just max?

by I_existNow August 10, 2022

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The most swag, puss bending, dick swinging man you will ever meet. No matter what's in your pants, you'll come either way. NOTE: Guccius Maximus is not someone you can be, it is something you can become. Guccius Maximus is your final form, only above the legendary Puss Master. Once you have bested the Puss you may become Guccius Maximus and swag hundreds of women at once.

"Whoa Charlie reached Guccius Maximus, hopefully one day i will too"

by TheOrginalGucciusMaximus November 4, 2020

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exclutius maximus

Somebody who is excluded often and also a butt.

ex 1: "go away exclutius maximus, you can't play with us."

ex2: exclutius: "Which seat can I take?"
person: "Does she even go here?"

ex3: Tor

by exclutius max December 31, 2011

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Maximus Novak

American folklore. A supposed spirit that haunts U.S. naval shipyards and vessels. Maximus was brutally murdered by his parents at a young age and cannibalized. There have been reported sightings of Maximus Novak at various naval bases throughout the country, usually occurring during springtime months, specifically April. Maximus Novak is a prominent figure in naval folklore, usually cited as the reason for misfortune during a patrol at sea.

Maximus Novak

by Lil' Homo April 15, 2009

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