a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.
by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020
Get the Schlongus Maximusmug. by mysteriousmexican8549 August 30, 2016
Get the maximus pricemug. American folklore. A supposed spirit that haunts U.S. naval shipyards and vessels. Maximus was brutally murdered by his parents at a young age and cannibalized. There have been reported sightings of Maximus Novak at various naval bases throughout the country, usually occurring during springtime months, specifically April. Maximus Novak is a prominent figure in naval folklore, usually cited as the reason for misfortune during a patrol at sea.
by Lil' Homo April 15, 2009
Get the Maximus Novakmug. The highest ranking remaining council member and Eliminatrix soldier. Oh wait, that hasn’t happened yet.
by Veleximonierius August 23, 2019
Get the Maximus Eliminatrixmug. The most swag, puss bending, dick swinging man you will ever meet. No matter what's in your pants, you'll come either way. NOTE: Guccius Maximus is not someone you can be, it is something you can become. Guccius Maximus is your final form, only above the legendary Puss Master. Once you have bested the Puss you may become Guccius Maximus and swag hundreds of women at once.
by TheOrginalGucciusMaximus November 4, 2020
Get the Guccius Maximusmug. ex 1: "go away exclutius maximus, you can't play with us."
ex2: exclutius: "Which seat can I take?"
person: "Does she even go here?"
ex3: Tor
ex2: exclutius: "Which seat can I take?"
person: "Does she even go here?"
ex3: Tor
by exclutius max December 31, 2011
Get the exclutius maximusmug. by sasquatchme June 26, 2018
Get the Thotius Maximusmug.