While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
by arlie September 06, 2004
The act of placing one's genitalia upon someone's face, with the balls covering the eyes and the cock along the nose.
by Grecian Fire October 10, 2003
A person who yells at other people in public for not wearing a mask or for not wearing it over your nose.
(Girl walks in a store with the mask not fully over her nose.)
Mask Police:WEAR YOUR MASK OVER YOUR NOSE! PULL IT UP! YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME COVID!!!!!!
Girl: shut up mask police.
Mask Police:WEAR YOUR MASK OVER YOUR NOSE! PULL IT UP! YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME COVID!!!!!!
Girl: shut up mask police.
by Chelse cowl got August 17, 2020
Similar to a Zombie Mask, the Mummy Mask is completed by giving a female a temporarily blinding facial. Once said female has been blinded, she will get up and stumbled around the room with her arms raised searching and moaning for a towel.
The variation between a Zombie Mask and a Mummy Mask occurs when amidst her Zombie stumble, you throw pieces of toilet paper into her face, thus giving her the appearance of a mummy.
The variation between a Zombie Mask and a Mummy Mask occurs when amidst her Zombie stumble, you throw pieces of toilet paper into her face, thus giving her the appearance of a mummy.
Bro, did I see a mummy coming out of your room last night?
No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
by Benny Peme* February 14, 2011
Where a man puts his sweaty nutsack on an individuals forehead and lets his johnson swing across the persons nose like an elephant's trunk. Same as a Roman Helmet
by Jon Climo January 15, 2009
by VW Badboy September 17, 2005
Commonly used as a reference to a deceased person's face, or a picture of the person's face after they've passed away.
by Evelyn Ink March 26, 2009