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Márton

Who tf made this?
Márton is watching x-faktor right now!
by Lololol9l November 8, 2019
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Martinez wong

by Spikes103 January 27, 2021
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martore

A god surpassing all others in wisdom, power, and talent.
I chose to put my faith in Martore because at least I know he will hear my prayers
by Derrick Fisher April 5, 2023
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Markone Land

Once upon a time, there was a small country nestled in the Balkans called Markone Land. It was a place unlike any other, where the people were ruled by the Markones, who were the most pathetic and miserable creatures in all the land.

The Markones of Markone Land were known for their delusions, believing themselves to be the most handsome men in the world. In reality, they looked more like a blobfish on LSD. Despite their lack of physical attractiveness, they had a sense of entitlement, believing that they deserved the affection of anyone they desired.

In their quest for love and acceptance, the Markones of Markone Land would spend their money on weed and alcohol, hoping that it would help them achieve their goal. However, their efforts were often in vain, as they were unable to attract anyone, regardless of their gender or sexual preference.

Their desperation and lack of social skills often led them to engage in bizarre activities, such as having sexual relations with the neighbor Milica's dog or even sticking their penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Their behavior was so erratic and unpredictable that it was common to hear people exclaim, "Oh, it's a Markone!" when witnessing their antics.

In addition to their strange sexual proclivities, the Markones of Markone Land spent an inordinate amount of time online, constantly chasing after women or masturbating to porn. They were known for their mood swings and would switch between "phases" like a person changing socks.
Person 1: "What the fuck is that blobfish doing to that dog??"
Person 2: "It's a Markone from the Markone Land, watch out, or he will fuck your dog too"
by AnimeDevojka April 23, 2023
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burnt martinez

When you attempt to do a dirty sanchez and you finger slips into the nostril instead especially effective after eating Mexican food
My dirty sanchez went arie and my finger went into his nostril and I just finished my Mexican dinner and caused a burnt Martinez
by Big Wilkie j May 16, 2016
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Samuel Martínez

A man who is trying to be better everyday. An excellent person and lead. He's learn a lot of the life so he can teach many things to the people who are around him.
Samuel Martínez said: you gotta try to be better day by day, Help me god to get better day by day! Never give up.
by Ansamen. November 19, 2016
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jerry martinez

He is the guy you love talking to. He is the person you could talk to all day.
Hey i love talking to you, you must be Jerry Martinez.
by Alex Vandop May 6, 2018
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