Mexicans Ain’t Going Anywhere.
Colonized by the Mexicans and the Latino community as a fuck you to DJT lovers
Colonized by the Mexicans and the Latino community as a fuck you to DJT lovers
by RAAAHHHHHHHHHHH February 7, 2025
Get the MAGA mug.a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay
I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.
by anonymous November 13, 2025
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My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
by Timzyx February 23, 2024
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I really don't like anyone who supports MAGA around kids anymore since they seem to enthusiastically support that kind of behavior.
by CoffeeKnife November 13, 2025
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Get the MAGA mug.A cult of braindead people, who think that good people are evil, evil people are cool, lies are true, science is fake, magic is real, abusing those weaker than you is strength, love is weak, and hate is power.
MAGA dreams of everything being like it was in 1825, where only White Male Land Owners can have a say in anything, gays were afraid, Transpeople didn't "exist", and minorities are not even worth 3/5 of a white person.
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Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.
There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.
There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.
There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.
There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
by Arika Cho cho Butterface November 14, 2020
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