loosy

A pussy that is very loose and that can have at least five fingers inserted into it or two dicks.

Guy:"Babe, you have a loosy down here. I can fit like eight fingers in you."

Girl:"I know, I can fit my whole fist in there.... AWWWWW MY GOD THAT FEELS SO GOOD BABY WHEN YOU STICK YOU FINGERS IN MY PUSSY AND RUB MY G-SPOT WHILE SUCKING ON MY CLIT, FUCK!!!! OOOOOOOOO AW AW AAAWWWW AAAAAWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGGG. SUCK MY PUSSY HARDER! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS FUCK BABY YESSSS. OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY WET PUSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AHHHHHHH! YOU MOTHERFUCKER I LOVE YOU SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH HONEY."

by theguyinlovewithanymphomaniac March 6, 2014

lopsy-gogged

crooked and out of wack

The sheets on this bed are all lopsy-gogged; can you please tuck them in?

by Dayna Darby April 21, 2004

loosy

Commonly used for a mongeral dog,
but said to people, who act like one.

bara loosy hai
tu nay zuroor loose marni thee.

by Big Dick In ur Ass April 17, 2005

loosy goosey

girlll with a loooosyy vajay jay aka slut

she can get it in because she is a loosy goosey

by sandl October 12, 2010

long haired louse

a guy whos hair is too damn long and hasnt been washed for around 3 months... also immensely amusing to abuse over a tannoy system :P

Kristan: POWERS, U DEAD DOWN THERE?

Powers: no

Kristan: FUCKS SAKE...

Powers: ...

Kristan: FUCKIN LONG HAIRED LOUSE...

by bawb is mint June 23, 2007

lousypalooza

Definition 1: A day when "everything" goes wrong.
Definition 2: A poorly planned, incompetently executed festival or large concert where no one has a good time.

I woke up late, got a call from the office that I'd been furloughed for two weeks, then the dog got sick and I had to take him to the vet; when I got home I discovered the toilet was overflowing and the plumber can't come over until tomorrow. Today has been a real lousypalooza.

Parking was nonexistent, restrooms consisted of a few porta potties, and the only water available was selling for $7.00/12 oz. bottle. Half the advertised acts cancelled or were no shows and the substitutes were local acts often representing different genres. It was a real lousypalooza.

by Travelingmankc November 23, 2020

lousber

someone who lays on the couch & reads fiction all the time & complains about how nothing gets done around the house.

you're lying on the remote again you lousber; you havent moved since i left 6 hours ago you lousber; stop being such a lousber & put some bandages on those bed sores.

by gggreggg January 7, 2008