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Lollipop Sarcasm

Humor that transcends adult-level humor, by appearing as if it's only teen-aged-level humor; the way a gay man might express overly-misogynistic views without intent behind them; boldly joking.
Trump's "locker-room talk," was nothing more than Lollipop Sarcasm; obscene jokes he'd heard in a "private" masculine discussion, and used to male-bond with other men. The lollipop is the topic, vaginas, that most closeted men bring up to mask their homosexuality among actual heterosexuals, who often discuss vaginas.
by CIS GAY QUEER MAN August 24, 2022
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Lollipop Murderer

One that licks sausages at the local grocery market and then proceeds to kill every man next to themselves. Usually a female Human being.
Jasmine: Is it alright if i go to the supermarket to buy sausages for our hot dog party tonight?
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.
by Illegal Username December 15, 2016
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lollipop flop

When someone is giving a blowjob and the receiver goes limp in their mouth.
Man, this bitch was giving me head last night and I lollipop flopped!
by The Flagoning January 28, 2017
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chlorine lollipop

(Noun.) A type of blowjob that occurs immediately after swimming in a chlorinated pool.
We didn’t want to wait to shower after the pool party so she gave me a chlorine lollipop.
by NematodeMonkey July 11, 2021
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Pizza Lollipop

When one licks a disc-style pizza cutter after dividing a pizza fresh from the oven.
Shit! I just burnt my tongue on this god damned pizza lollipop!
by IGSDann April 26, 2014
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Chinese Lollipop

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019
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Strawberry Lollipop

When a girl's period starts during intercourse and leaves your dick covered in blood.
I was all up in that girl and pulled out a strawberry lollipop. I kickstarted her period for her.
by eh-game May 16, 2016
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