by Put a dick in me now April 1, 2019
Get the Massive Loadmug. Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.
Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."
by MillionWords January 29, 2017
Get the load of crockmug. When getting head you disguise you are about to bust a nut. You let it build up then go for the killing shot. If successful you cause gagging and a feeling of joy.
Justin held his his shot for the opportune moment. He only had one shot to make the kill, his sniper load was ready. Krista never saw it coming, she gagged and Justin felt relieved, knowing he accomplished his mission.
by nut commando January 7, 2008
Get the sniper loadmug. a rag, towel, sock, t-shirt, or whatever your choice, used to clean up a load after having sex or jerking off
hey Sally, we need to get a new load sopper, this one is hard and crusty now
Hey DJ, can you hand me the load sopper so i can wipe off the mess you made on my back
Hey DJ, can you hand me the load sopper so i can wipe off the mess you made on my back
by flesh colored radio June 23, 2007
Get the load soppermug. Mortimer was mad at Dimitreo for bending his sister over a dumpster and banging her out raw dog style, so he slipped into Dimitreo's room and gave his computer a binary load. This started a war that left two computers ruined and Dimitreo's little sister in therapy.
by buks July 31, 2008
Get the binary loadmug. "Mandi was giving me great handjob last night, so I turned over and had to Dump a load on her chest"
by Chesty Smurf December 9, 2008
Get the Dump a loadmug. The Golden Load is a move similar to the Golden Shower, but is sneaky. It's the act of giving a facial after sex or blowjob, but instead of rewarding the lucky woman (or man) with a sticky wad, you begin to piss upon their face.
*Warning, this may lead to some unwanted conflicts or the knowledge of a weird fetish by your significant other.
*Warning, this may lead to some unwanted conflicts or the knowledge of a weird fetish by your significant other.
Alex: Oh my god dude, funniest shit ever.
Derek: What man? What?!?!?
Alex: So lastnite when Amanda was giving me head, I totaly pulled out and told her I was about to cum, but instead I gave her the Golden Load and I pissed on her face. Caught her off gaurd so bad.
Derek: What the fuck? Really?
Alex: No, I was joking.
Derek: Alright, that'd be gross.
Alex: It was actually your mom.
Derek: What man? What?!?!?
Alex: So lastnite when Amanda was giving me head, I totaly pulled out and told her I was about to cum, but instead I gave her the Golden Load and I pissed on her face. Caught her off gaurd so bad.
Derek: What the fuck? Really?
Alex: No, I was joking.
Derek: Alright, that'd be gross.
Alex: It was actually your mom.
by Derek H. aka xmypantsx September 25, 2008
Get the Golden Loadmug.