One-liner

Use: Online Roleplay
When you write a nice long paragraph explaining a scene with descriptive words and you get hit with a '"Okay," He said.'

Jarry: "I thought you were doing this weird roleplay thing"
Mike: "Nah, too many one-liners"

by PersonWhoIsNotHuman October 19, 2018

lino

1. an abbr. of linoleum, the floor covering.
2. the linesman in soccer

1. ers next door looks really posh now. she's got rid of the old beer cans and done it all up wiv lino.
2. darren "oi, lino, what's wrong wiv you? E was never offside."
dave "bring on stevie wonder!"

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

linoleum polisher

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

by illEATurHARTout May 24, 2005

Lior

A guy who stains his pants.

Lior?! what's that stain?

by a man who knows April 25, 2009

Licorice tits

Nipples that exceed length of 3 inches.

Patrick the skinny fuck: dude i fucked this girl last night and she had licorice tits!

Caleb the sexy fuck: Dude how long were they?!

Patrick: her nips were longer than my dick so yeah!!!

Caleb: so 3 inches then?

by touch da hiney December 20, 2010

linotype

A boring, giant word document that is irrelevant but I need to spend $5 to watch the documentary for an english project on youtube.

"Oh I'm going to watch a fun documentary on a linotype"
-no one ever

by idfk1234567890123456 November 29, 2017

Licorice Twist

When three guys intertwine their penises to create the shape of a licorice twist.

Harry, Nick, and Alex will have a licorice twist tonight.

by T3N14 March 26, 2020