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Lindsay Das Lunatik Baker 

OG First American Mafia boss, first self made female Donna. She's that one lunatik who's got papers saying that she's probably been blacked out since 2015. She spends her time helping others but does not put up with shit and has a cut throat mentality when pushed. Uses terms like "Fuck you that's why" and "Five years ago everyone would of been dead". She's more respected than hated and she follows OMERTA. Top of Gratefuldead and company, GD org. Supporter and advisor for Dead and Co, Growth and Development org, The Gathering, First American Mafia sole proprietor, F.A.M., family, OFW.
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Lindsay Hangover 

After spending too much time with that one friend and so the next day you are just “irritable and tired”

Symptoms may include:
-added detox time needed before hanging out again
-lack of empathy

-a real hangover from trying to drink to forget they’re there
I think I have a Lindsay Hangover, I’m super bitchy after they wanted to hang out way past my bedtime last night.

Damn I wish she would have chilled and didn’t extend her stay, now I have a Lindsay hangover.

Lindsay Lohan

Same as Hilary duff-relies on present fame and image for success.

Not very talented, but at least has more talent then Hilary Duff. She can dance a little BIT AND CO-WRITES HER SONGS. hER ACTING SKILLS AREN'T GREAT, BUT THEY'RE A LOT BETTER than hilary duff's.

Also she has a more mature personality.
Lindsay Lohan by dfsdfsd May 4, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

Beautiful talented teen, who can act well, and unlike Hilary Duff, doesnt manage to bollocks everything up
Lindsay is such a babe. She has huge tits too.
Lindsay Lohan by Josh March 1, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

A once talented actress who has been tarnished by a deadbeat father, drugs, alcohol, partying and drunk driving convictions.
Lindsay Lohan is known for partying too much. Showing up late for film shots. Missing a father figure who has been in and out of jail.Her feuds with other celebrities Hillary Duff.
Lindsay Lohan by Tony Finch January 18, 2008

Lindsay Lohan

An actress/singer somewhat in the likes of Hilary Duff. Nowadays she is battling a rumor that she had bullemia (although she did mysteriously lose a lot of weight) and trying to shake her disney-girl image by returning to her natural hair color and doing much more rock-type music.

Lohan is a popular subject among people who have nothing better to do than to insult people online. Contrary to popular belief, she CAN act quite well, she IS very good-looking, she did NOT get a boob job, and there is no denying that she CAN carry a tune. She's starting to get rid of her teen idol image and be more of a talent but first she has to stop being a celebrity sellout bitch.
Prep: oh emm geee. I <3 lindsay lohan's first CD
Punk: shut up bitch her second CD was good but the first was pop.

Lindsay's cupcakes 

Also known as "muddy underoos."
This is a phrase used to describe when a female's undergarments are exposed, and the viewer can clearly see splotches of fecal matter.
This even is most commonly associated with fat whores and white women named "Lindsay" (i.e., Lindsay Lohan).
Panties adorned with cupcakes are worth bonus points, and are dubbed "chocolate cupcakes."
Person A: "I heard that on the set of Lindsay Lohan's new movie, she vomited all over herself, and then passed out on the floor with her fanny in the air!"

Person B: "Yeah, I heard! Everyone was able to see Lindsay's cupcakes!"

<Person A vomits>
Lindsay's cupcakes by VeXxX September 22, 2010