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ladette

Popular British term to decribe a girl who, in answer to the male "lad culture" of the 1990's, bizarrely adopted the exact same behaviour as the men

they claimed to be reacting against - mainly drinking pints of lager, swearing and vomiting publicly, and watching football, all conducted with

exaggerated zeal. Interestingly, the behaviour of the ladette played into the hands of the lads, as not only did the ladette's alcohol consumption make

them easier pick up targets, the lads wouldn't have to switch off the football while they later had sex with them.

Popular and media friendly ladettes of the time were the likes of Zoe Ball and Sarah Cox, who counterpointed their frequent lad-mag bikini spreads with

bouts of public drunkeness, especially when there was paparazzi around too capture it.

The ladette tag was ultimately doomed to failure when the likes of Cat Deeley, Billie Piper, Jayne Middlemiss and Denise Van Outen jumped on the

bandwagon - established media whores, known principally for their looks - and the transition from Ladette to Spring Break Girls Gone Wild was

inevitable.

The interesting footnote is that the ladette arguably exists now more than they ever did at the height of their popularity ten years agp, only now

they're simply referred to more accurately as "drunk sluts out looking for cock", which had always been the case anyway.
Ladette: Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk, hee hee hee.
Group Of Men: Great, now we can all fuck you.

Ladette: Why didn't the guy in the black shirt try to score there?
Lad: Because he's the fucking referee you dumb slut, now shut up and suck on this.
by jpeterman July 12, 2006
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laserquest

hot, new term for "cool." Very popular with Southern Californian youths.
Did you see those new Dunks? Damn, they were laserquest.

guy 1- My bad dude, i fucked up.
guy 2- Na, it's all laserquest, bro.
by bearly January 28, 2009
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Laser eyes kick serious ass!
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laserbeamed

Getting steaming drunk and taking lots of drugs
"Oh man, I was so fucking laserbeamed last night!"
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Unfair laser

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Son of a fucking bitch, these blues are spawning unfair lasers.
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laser vom

A powerful form of puking that is accomplished with such force that it seemingly exits the mouth as straight as a laser beam.
"You should have seen it man, Horatio smashed the keg-stand record and then laser vom'd across the room!"
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laser-noodle

a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.

weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!
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