A female stripper with a very bad set of teeth. Her teeth represent the carved mouth of a Halloween jack-o-lantern pumpkin.
by Bigjeepdriva May 28, 2017
Get the Jack-O-Lantern mug.An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over
Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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"Yea I really caught my girlfriend by surprise last night after the movies. I hit her with a green lantern and she had no idea what to do" aka The Green Lantern
by jakebeale July 26, 2019
Get the The Green Lantern mug.When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates
" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"
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