laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".

Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.

by ApathyInaction April 19, 2023

HECK NO LAID

Something to scream when you want too

(If this doesn't get published everyone is gay)

Bonquesha: dan what the fuck have you done

Dan: HECK NO LAID

by GAYTRASHOWO October 18, 2019

Laid back

Very simple, chill;cool as fuck

Dam that place is freshly laid back

by Nivea brown November 14, 2021

UP LAID

When you are in your bed of choice and have ideas that are so prurient that you scare the daylights out of even the super nonconformists.

Look that ASSHOLE is so UP LAID that they are to be imprisoned in a PRISM of corporate (body) monopolism but we can DRIP and tell HALSEY about it.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

half laid

When a significant other is fake or imaginary, but the thought of having sex with that person has crossed ones mind.

Nick mentioned he had been laid after the date, however he was only half laid.

by Epson390 July 4, 2021

laid night

Getting laid late nights

Person A: „I can’t wait for our laid night“

by yudi August 31, 2022

Laid night

Getting laid on a late night

Person A: „I cant wait for our laid night“

by yudi August 31, 2022