half laid

When a significant other is fake or imaginary, but the thought of having sex with that person has crossed ones mind.

Nick mentioned he had been laid after the date, however he was only half laid.

by Epson390 July 4, 2021

LAIDS

Lady-aids or lesbian-aids.

Nobody really knows.

"AYYY, you got LAIDS!"
"Nah, mate i'm not lesbian!"
"But you are a Lady!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

by Primake September 24, 2018

never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.

If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!

by QuacksO March 5, 2023

Laid Up

It’s a phrase that’s used to describe when you’re temporarily out of action due to illness or injury or a disability.

Basically it’s a stste of being disabled or being forced to lay low, again because of sickness or injury & you’re either in the hospital or confined to your bed at home.

“Hey man! How’s your brother?” “Yo, he’s laid up in the hospital.” “WHAT?! What happened?” “Car accident man.” “Oh dude, sorry! Give him my best.”

by Big Antz December 29, 2023

laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".

Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.

by ApathyInaction April 19, 2023

Laid

Getting fucked. Typically happens at parties or at bars.

Mark: Yo dude! How was the party??
Devon: it was great! I got laid-
Mark: oh cool, was she good?
Devon: yeah! He made my back hurt

Mark: HE?!?!

by mikelovestobey March 12, 2022

I’m laid

A term that people in the urban areas of Philadelphia use to substitute being cool off something or not wanting to do something.

Person 1: Bro, let’s go to this Telly on Friday shit gone be jumpin.

Person 2: Nawl bro, I’m laid.

by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022