Shit Labor

The pain or discomfort often associated with the onset and delivery of a large grade bowel movement. Pain or discomfort may be mild and slightly irritating to severe and downright unbearable. Pain or discomfort may manifest lightly and gradually throughout the day or suddenly with intense abdominal pain accompanied by shifty, audible bowels. Total relief is usually present immediately after the delivery of the first bowel specimen but pain or discomfort may linger if difficult specimens remain persistent.

Charles searched frantically for a privy as he became beseiged by the pains of shit labor.

by Rev. Be Easy December 23, 2008

Labonno

A 10! On the pH scale cuz he look kinda basic

Women like Labonno are the once who are single till there 40s..
Being a Labonno must suck

by Nehla Jahan herself xD April 12, 2021

Labour Party

Collective term for fat, lazy, dumb, corrpupt bastards

Look at all those idiots standing over there, they look like such a Labour Party!

by BigT 747 September 8, 2007

Emotional Labor

A feminist notion that emotions are somehow hard work, and that they should be financially compensated for them. Men don't seem to have a problem being nice to people, and are rightfully perplexed when women use this term.

Given the amount of emotions a normal woman has every few minutes, about virtually everything, emotional labor seems to be an oxymoron.

"Omg, Brad's such a bad manager, he doesn't recognize all the emotional labor I put in, trying to be nice to customers all the time!"

by AntiSuffragette October 11, 2018

Labour Party

(In Britain) a now largely redundant political party that formerly represented the British working class. Growing out of the Union movement in the late 19th century, it now acts largely as a hobby horse for bored Hampstead housewives, woke activists and careerist politicians.

Rob: hey did you hear that Labour Party activist talk about the pressing need to decolonise the curriculum, promote greater understanding of gender fluidity, and to increase the numbers of black lesbians in STEM?
Alice: yes - I’m sure that will help win back former Labour seats in the north.

Builder: I’m just a tad concerned that an open-door to labourers from Eastern Europe might be suppressing wages and making it harder for me to make a living.
Labour Party activists: shut up racist!
Builder: It’s nothing to do with race - besides eastern Europeans are white.
Labour Party activist: don’t mansplain to me.

by A jolly fine fellow January 7, 2021

baha labos

Spanish word for "lower your voice."
Not as mean as saying shutup but still understood.

Idios mio, baha labos!! Your giving me a headache!!

by Kason February 7, 2007

Whisky Dick Labourer

A person that works as a labourer full time. Works in the rigs and drinks whisky. Wears Carharts all the time and is proud to do hard work.

My buddy is a whisky dick labourer. he works up north 12 hour days and wears his carharts to the bar.

by Andrewski James February 10, 2009