furry lollipop

After completing no shave and no nut November, when the penis is super hairy and the balls are full of cum, and a blow job is given.

Tim: It’s finally destroy your dick December.
Hailey: Ugh FINALLY. I’m so horny I’d even suck your furry lollipop.

by Lordticklemaster November 4, 2021

Ohio Lollipop

The act of triggering the prolapse of one's partner's anus, either through applying enough pressure on his/her buttcheeks or by simply reaching out to the depths of his/her anus with one's hand and pulling the rectum out while twisting it, in order to lick it and suck it with progressively intense tongue and lip motions, as when performing oral sex. It is important to bear in mind that, after the act is performed, it is conventionally considered a lack of courtesy for the active partner not to return the receiving partner's anus to its original state, usually done by administering an Alabama Whack-a-Mole.

Man, I can still feel my asshole burning from the Ohio Lollipop Sally gave me last week!

by The Molester 69 March 17, 2018

Cobain lollipop

A shotgun

Jackweed 1: bruv did you hear what happened to austin
Jackass 1: nah bruv
Jackweed 1: he got a cobain lollipop from me

by XxpussySlayerxx9000000 January 7, 2019

Covid lollipop

A hypothetical lollipop containing covid that the whole world licks

Stop wearing your mask now,and lick the covid lollipop today.

by Gocian March 8, 2021

Strawberry Lollipop

When a girl's period starts during intercourse and leaves your dick covered in blood.

I was all up in that girl and pulled out a strawberry lollipop. I kickstarted her period for her.

by eh-game May 16, 2016

Canadian Lollipop

The true canadian sexual act!

When a canadian had a new partner, it is traditional for the man to dip his dick into a bowl of maple syrup in order to have his partner lick it off.

Dude, you wouldn't believe it last night! Meredith gave me a Canadian Lollipop. It was great!

by HostelKris July 13, 2019

Lollipop Murderer

One that licks sausages at the local grocery market and then proceeds to kill every man next to themselves. Usually a female Human being.

Jasmine: Is it alright if i go to the supermarket to buy sausages for our hot dog party tonight?
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.

by Illegal Username December 15, 2016