Joe Ligma

a GOD TIER SPELL that causes insta-death to whoever it's used on
Gamer: who's Joe Ligma?
Chad: I don't know?
Gamer: JOE MAMA LIGMA BALLS!!!
Chad:NOOOOOO---!!
*Fucking head explodes*

ChodeMaster: HAve you heard of Joe Ligma?
Joesph: Who's Joe Ligma?

by AKBARNIBBA November 22, 2019

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Ligma Male

Simply put;

The highest form of being imaginable.

Guy: "I am a ligma male"

Guy 2: "What is a ligma male?"

Guy: Steve jobs

by Average sadboi June 24, 2021

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eye ligma

Many eye diseases summarized into one.

Lazarbeam has eye ligma.

by Umboiifyoudont March 16, 2019

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Ligma

A disease that is extremely common in people who are the 2nd best at fortnite in the world, have blue hair and are a hypocrite and usually look like they just overdosed on every drug known to mankind

Did you hear ninja died of Ligma?

by Timbotambo July 23, 2018

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Ligma male

A highly-independent, self-reliant who chooses to forego the social hierarchy of favor of licking balls to steal power from others

Person 1: "I became a tier 3 ligma male yesterday"
Beta Kuck: "what?"
Chad: "ligma balls"
*beta kuck dies*
*person 1 just came*

by @real_ligma_male February 28, 2022

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What a totally unaware person would say in response to a statement with the word "ligma". The response to "what is ligma" would typically be "ligma balls", which sounds like "lick my balls". The victim would have no clue that what would follow would be the entirety of the people around him laugh their asses off and make fun of him for weeks.

Jake: hey dude one of my friends caught ligma yesterday
Tim: what is ligma
Jake: *snickers* ligma fucken balls bitch
Tim: *faints while everyone around him loses their shit*

by CantThinkOfAUsername July 25, 2018

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