Love letter from a Snake

A ticket you receive from a police officer.

"What is this on my car? I hope it's not a love letter from a snake."

by James Redmon July 3, 2005

chain letter

A virally propagated scam, formerly sent entirely through snail mail, but now more frequently sent through email. It operates basically as a pyramid scheme in which the recipient is urged to send a small sum of money to each person on a short list of names and addresses, with the promise that they will receive a lot of money when they rotate their name into the list, and the oldest name off of it, and mail the letter to everyone they know.

Some chain letters try to scam people even further, by instructing them rotate their name into the oldest position, so that the very next recipient will rotate them off of it, so that only the first names and addresses on the list will get any money.

by Downstrike April 8, 2006

red-letter

"unique, happy, and original.
will wear anything and pull it off.
doesn't fit into a catagorey or label.
made up from trend + setter."
- Sarah Masear

"do know you andrew?"
"that red-letter guy?"
"yeah, him. isn't he going out with that emo?"

by +ay-dee January 13, 2006

4 Letter Lie

L-O-V-E

4 Letter Lie - LOVE

by jdhfkdshfjs f;jshfljahsd January 20, 2009

thirteen letter shit spreader

A manure spreader made by International Harvester Company

Farmer Bob: I just bought a completely restored thirteen letter shit spreader to work the farm"
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.

by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010

The Letter C

The Letter C (noun), the third letter of the alphabet, also known as the most fucking useless letter I have ever fucking seen. What the shit? Why can't it make up it's mind? Sometimes it makes a K sound and sometimes it makes an S sound. The alphabet has 26 letters, why don't we make it a nice round number of 25?

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Carl
Person 1: With a K or C?
Person 2: With The Letter C
Person 1: Fuck you

by TheChikGoesBok April 13, 2021

French Letter

A condom. Used to protect against AIDS and HIVs during sex.

Man: I wish I wore a french letter at the prom.

by spartan69er April 22, 2006