The act of being approximately 1462.7 lbs. overweight while still retaining an incredibly dense muscle mass. Lerking is also defined as the act of benching the world, while being spotted by Atlas. Those who Lerk are generally bad at walking and balancing, and tend to trip on anything and everything in their general vicinity. Lerks typically can be found masturbating upside down in playground near small children, inside Tommy Lockhart's van, or inside a vaginaboob.
by Tbaratta April 29, 2012
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person 1: damn... have you seen her shoes?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: her shoes are leaning they're so old!
person 2: no, why?
person 1: her shoes are leaning they're so old!
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by ThatOneLeafingDeadChick July 7, 2009
Get the Leafing mug.by Cario Williams April 7, 2005
Get the lerking mug.When a girl ejaculates during sex due to deep internal stimulation, and leaves a nice lake on the sheets. It then feels like your balls are sitting in a lake.
by ramm69 April 22, 2014
Get the Laking mug.Cutting down a hill sideways while snowboarding, normally on your heal edge, to let you go slowly down steep terrain.
by Danorange January 14, 2008
Get the Leafing mug.To Get away from a situation, or avoiding something that you dislike.
In some cases it means To commit suicide or a Metaphor to commit suicide.
Suicide thoughts.
In some cases it means To commit suicide or a Metaphor to commit suicide.
Suicide thoughts.
Person 1: I'm in a lot pain since she left.
person 2: I hope you feel better.
person 1: I will, i leaving ground forever.
person 2: I hope you feel better.
person 1: I will, i leaving ground forever.
by StallionBlade June 27, 2009
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