Kristian

A short, fat emo kid with brown hair and glasses that watches anime and plays League Of Legends

Person 1: Have you seen Kristian?
Person 2: Yeah, he always munches on crackers while watching anime

by dominoguy11 October 2, 2019

kristina

When a someone sits down on the toilet, having forgotten to put the seat down, falls through, proceeding to get their ass dripping wet.

Meghan: Dude, does it look like I just pissed myself? Because I totally Kristinaed in the bathroom.

Schuyler: Shit man, that sucks an old man's penis.

by shodge December 15, 2008

Kristina

A word used to describe a female who has a two-faced personality. Kristina's are often upset and feel compelled to put down those around them. Attempting to befriend a Kristina would be most unfortunate. Be prepared for misery.

Did you see that look on her face? She's pissed.

I'd rather die a thousand times than meet a Kristina.

by kkputtana November 23, 2010

kristiana

a kristiana is someone who copies other people's sayings and/or phrases and trys to play them off as if they were their own.

Man! That whore is a real kristiana, she steals all my funny sayings.

by Musharraf December 14, 2008

kristina

A huge chonga often called a slut or a hoe. A person who wears really short shorts. One who is liked by others despite there chonganess.

Did you see lauren today she looked so kristina.

by Kristina Samuels February 22, 2008

Kristian Balli

I guy who is an amazing, caring, hot, safe, and wonderful guy. This guy is the person you will want to spend your whole life with, and you will want to someday marry him and have a wonderful future with this guy.

Kristian Balli is my man.

by 09052010forever December 14, 2010

Kristian

A man / woman that is known to have a very small penis and destined to be a transsexual. One can only hope a Kristian doesn't follow this path.

he is so Kristian

by SHREKBOI696969 December 19, 2018