Sitty Kitty

(noun.) Someone who is having an awesome time on Ketamine and then fkn ruins it by sitting down and passing out.

You see Matt passed out over there? What a Sitty Kitty

by no-sitty-kitty July 26, 2022

captain kitty

Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.

Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.

See: "Kyle"

"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".

by Shermdaddy100 June 1, 2023

Jizzy Dizzy Kitty

Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is all the rage with today’s TikTokkin’ youth, and also Ben Affleck. In order to play Jizzy Dizzy Kitty, you need:

1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed

Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.

Yeah man, I heard even Doggface420 took the Jizzy Dizzy Kitty challenge.

by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020

kindygarden

The word people probably mean to say is Kindergarten, but aparently never went themselves.

My little Joey is so smart, I've been teaching him myself, you know. Next week I'm going to enroll my little genius in kindygarden. Isn't that special??? He's a big boy now and all set to go to kindygarden. Awwwww, weeeeee, ahhhhhh, ohhhhhh. Little Joey in kindygarden.......

by Bunny Brown October 27, 2005

Danger Kitty

1) A woman that's extremely sexy without knowing it or thinking it about herself. 2) The smoking HOT neighbor, with movie star looks, that's as nice as can be.
3) "MILF & Cookies"
4) A GOOD Girl that "could" be as NAUGHTY as she looks. ...But no one knows for sure.
5) A woman that dresses classy & sexy, but looks like she wants to fuck right now!

"How much you want to bet that Librarian is a Danger Kitty?"

by Mr. 1derful February 13, 2009

Hello Kitty Fat Bitch

A very overweight girl, that typically wears pink and/or zebra-striped skintight outfits that grossly display fat rolls from every imaginable place (and some unimaginable). She will also usually hang posters of "Twilight" in her work space, and is more often than not a devout Belieber. As a co-worker, she is loud, obnoxious, and extremely lazy, and hates even having to lift a finger to press down on a stapler.

"Man, can you believe that Hello Kitty Fat Bitch?! She thinks she makes 400 pounds look good, but in reality they have to clear her out a spot on the buffet when she walks into a restaurant."

by B-2-tha-G July 31, 2013

Kitty cunt

Someone who is acting like a little wuss or has the attitude of a mean child.

John whined about coming to the party; he is such a kitty cunt.

by troygtf December 17, 2008