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Kermit

You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)

A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.

F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT

The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019
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the spectrum of kermit

A pretty sick youtube who knows how to give girls a pretty big orgasm
Omg it's the spectrum of kermit

Omfg he gave me a orgasm last week
by Lol, kermit May 17, 2017
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Kermit Stick

two Kermit heads on the bottom with a long stick leading up to a giant Kermit head.

when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
todd go shove a Kermit stick down your throat
by RamerRihno27 December 10, 2018
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leap kermit

Me and my friends are going to play Leap Kermit.
by wolfe4321234 April 9, 2010
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Kermit

I love Kermit kinda
by Way2sexxyy September 9, 2021
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Corporate Kermit

A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.
Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.
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Kermit

Kermit is a very largely memed upon frogge that is very cool
“Kermit is very cool.”
by It’sFroggaebesties March 30, 2022
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