Russian Kaleidoscope

Verb:

1.The art of a dominate male human ejaculating into the eye(s) of his female or male partner so the receiver's vision resembles that of a kaleidoscope.

Constance:"Why did you giz in my eye?"
Robert Lazar:"It's called a Russian Kaleidoscope!"

Doris:"I have always wanted to see what a Kaleidoscope looks like!"
Don:"I'll get you a Russian one for Christmas honey."

by the master of time and space March 23, 2008

Kate Beckinsale

Hot bitch in Van Helsing.

Also watch Underworld or Pearl Harbor to get a glimpse of this hot bitch.

by feebnam June 7, 2004

Pulling a Jon and Kate Plus 8

Going out to a bar/club as a married man while not wearing your wedding band, and proceeding to be seen/photographed cheating on your wife.

My man JG was totally pulling a Jon and Kate plus 8 this weekend in Atlantic City.

by Ya Boy BG May 6, 2009

Kate

Kate is a girls name meaning the most amazing person you will ever meet. Kate's are often small, but have an awesome personality. Having a friend called Kate is the best thing ever, as they will be loyal and good listeners to all of your problems. Generally Kate's have fantastic fashion taste that is not what is presumed 'cool' by chavs. Kate's are clever and sassy at the same time. However, if you know a Kate, you are very lucky as she in return will go to you for help if she deems you a good enough friend. Kate's are often very random and can keep you in a good mood by just saying something weird and witty (often sexual)

Ex. 1
Person 1. "Hey, isn't that girl really clever and sassy at the same time?"

Person 2. "Oh, Yeah! She sure is a Kate!"

Ex. 2

Brenda. "Kate, I need some advice!"

Kate. "Sure, ask away!"

Brenda. "I can't get a boyfriend, will you help me?"

Kate. "Sure Brenda! Get a new name!"

Brenda. "WOW! Thanks Kate!"

by MYNAMEISKENNETH June 2, 2010

black kate moss

A fine dark lady who you would like to get with.
Comparable to a supermodel--hence "kate moss".
However, she does not have the negative traits that one might associate with Kate Moss herself--drugs, eating disorders, or musician boyfriends who go in and out of rehab.
Basically, a fine ass black girl.

Let's get lost tonight, you could be my black Kate Moss tonight.

by mayyyyyn December 9, 2007

kate bishop

the better hawkeye and the best comic character in all of existence

“Do you like Kate Bishop?”
“Yes, she’s my favorite marvel character.”

by hannahisasimp May 23, 2021

jon and kate

To ejaculate inside of the vagina eight times, then slapping your partner in the forehead eight times with your cock, while fondling a plastic surgeons daughter.

"I can't wait to get you home to jon and kate."

by chick cat November 4, 2009