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Karate

2 kinds of people know it, the Chinese, and the King.
Elvis- Check out some of this karate comin at ya!

Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that (ignant son of a bitch) guy talkin about?
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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Slapstick Karate

When a fight breaks out that results in a comedy of errors and is laughable to watch. An art practised by a very special breed, who are so disciplined, they don't even known they are masters of their art.
The crowd erupted with laughter on the street, as the fight that had tension in the air, turned out to be a another surprising show of slapstick karate.
by Forever Lucid April 7, 2016
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Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.
Disappointed that his daughter was a weak, nerdy mama's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up (though even he decided he went wrong when she started to think she was the most streetwise princess to step out of the ivory tower she usually spent most of her time in since records of that kind of thing had started being kept).
by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021
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Karate

Karate is a sport that basically teaches how to professionally break somebody's nose.
Guy1: Immo sock you up, punk!
Guy2: You better back off, I take karate!
by ToRV...??? February 6, 2015
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Karate chop

“I really wanna karate chop jack”
I know, he’s so cute!”
by Swifty1989 January 7, 2022
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karate kid

A martial artist boy who beats up his bullies.

Inspired by the 1984 American martial arts drama film of the same name, this word started out as a word referring to bullied straight male kids who became highly skilled karatekas and stood up to their bullies to the point of successfully beating up their bullies.

Overtime, the word lost its original meaning and just became a byword for any type of bullied straight male kid who learned any type of martial art or combat sport and became a brave highly skilled martial artist that fiercely stands up to bullies and jerks. The martial art that he learned doesn't have to be Karate. It can be Muay Thai, Taekwondo, Judo, Kali, Kung Fu, Wushu, Wing Chun, Hung Ga, Jiu-Jitsu, or even Western fighting systems such as Boxing, Freestyle Wrestling, Sambo, HEMA, Luta Livre, Krav Maga, etc.
Example 1:

Blogger title in his news artilce: Real-life karate kid! Video shows little boy skilled in Muay Thai beating up his bully who is bigger than him!

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Example 2:

Gerald: I can't believe it. Back then, Stephen used to be an insecure shy socially-awkward eccentric introverted kid who is constantly picked on by jerks at his school but now, he is a strong confident young man who doesn't let anyone cross him. He beat up all of his bullies.

Mark: Yeah! What did you expect?! The little guy is highly skilled at Taekwondo, Boxing, and Sambo!

Gerald: Yeah! He's a real-life karate kid!

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by Ultimate-Warrior-Boy December 25, 2023
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karate champ

karate champ was made on the nes from data east and its a steaming pile of shit your hits are unaccurite the graphics are horrible and theirs no way you can know what your doing and you can beat the whole game just by pressing a every round
man i got karate champ for the nes for 2 bucks and it not even worth that much
by xzyies June 21, 2019
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