Kaleb

Kaleb is a mystical creature called Four eyes, if you find one in the wild keep it and feed it rice krispies everyday! And make sure to find its mate as well the mates breed is call The Hailey. Kaleb is a creature who doesn't know where he is most the time. His nickname is Kaleb The Cock Aisan. He looks like a fourth grader who is also a turtle. He can be a thot sometimes but he sure is Beyond strange as well so if you find him make sure you cage him in a prison chamber!🐓🐢

Hey I found a kaleb.

Kaleb is funny

by shazeytazey March 27, 2019

Kaleb winscherism

The act of beating kaleb in chess and spanking him after.

I commit Kaleb Winscherism all the time and he hates when I do it.

by Kaleb Winscherism March 27, 2023

kaleb michael roth

The definition of badass

He's such a kaleb Michael Roth

by Tina junk cock and balls March 13, 2017

kaleb

an umemotional dumbass who’s annoyingly smart.

he will break your heart without caring

very political asshole
slightly racist

extremely attractive but you’ll deny it

oh and don’t forget the sex jokes

“That dumbass is so political”
“yep that’s kaleb”

by BookReaderSara October 11, 2020

Kaleb

someone who probably isn’t sick enough for Sophie.

Wow Kaleb kinda iffy… sophie drop his ass and marry Tara.

by SLAYBANANSS May 30, 2022

Kaleb

Kaleb is a pussy air force cadet who all of the rank hate. His only friends are ranks below him and his intake is also hated.

Conversation Example:
FSGT: We need a competent leading cadet to do this job
Kaleb: *raises hand*
FSGT: Ignores and asked the WOOF

Oh shit kaleb just sat down with us at mess

by SuccEgg April 24, 2018

Kaleb

Kaleb is the sexiest man alive. Usually artsy and has brown hair. He might sometimes and gay but isint and is usually latin. He has a BMC

Kaleb is hot right?

by kgjifgfkkemjfkmdfkmr November 21, 2023